Advice Xmas Beer for Dick Creek Brewery

[fly]

Ugh I hate beer

This beer talk is the sekrat club I can't come in to.
Same as the "cum swallow" sekrat club that @APRIL @strawberry love and @Wessels run.
I JUST DON'T BELONG!!!!

Also can you name the eggnog beer "Santa's Lap Juice"?

YOU HAD A BEER THAT YOU LIKED SLORE!

 

[APRIL]

This is one expensive ass beer.

That's $2.75 a glass for a homebrew. :ugh:

 

[Duke]

Holy fuck, our grain bill yesterday was over $100.

What, do they deliver it down a chute like they used to deliver coal?

 

[Duke]

This is one expensive ass beer.

That's $2.75 a glass for a homebrew. :ugh:

Okay, guys. It might be time to discuss an intervention.

 

[fly]

Okay, guys. It might be time to discuss an intervention.

Vanilla beans and cacao nibs are fucking expensive.

 

[Petunia]

YOU HAD A BEER THAT YOU LIKED SLORE!

IT WAS FUCKING DELISHUZ

 

[fly]

 

[strawberry love]

I like beer.

I don't drink it often. But I don't really drink much in general.

 

[gee]

Eggnog beer: meh. It's the motherfucking holidays, if I want to drink something that tastes like eggnog, I'm gonna drink eggnog.
Spruce beer: It's a big thing around here, but "christmas tree" isn't one of my favorite flavors.

Make yourself a 10-12% ABV barley wine or something, something to warm your ass up after being outdoors in the cold.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Make yourself a 10-12% ABV barley wine or something, something to warm your ass up after being outdoors in the cold.

Ahh yes, frigid Tampa, the worst environment there is for man or beast.

 

[fly]

Eggnog beer: meh. It's the motherfucking holidays, if I want to drink something that tastes like eggnog, I'm gonna drink eggnog.
Spruce beer: It's a big thing around here, but "christmas tree" isn't one of my favorite flavors.

Make yourself a 10-12% ABV barley wine or something, something to warm your ass up after being outdoors in the cold.

I sincerely doubt it tastes like eggnog. And barley wines can't even be touched for six months after you brew. They don't really start getting great until 1+ years.

 

[DJBrenton]

This is a bit off the wall I know but maybe you could try making a beer flavoured beer for once. Maybe call it Santa's Empty Sac.

 

[APRIL]

This is a bit off the wall I know but maybe you could try making a beer flavoured beer for once. Maybe call it Santa's Empty Sac.

Meh. Boring.

 

[Duke]

Meh. Boring.

so british

 

[APRIL]

so british

Ya no creativity or fun at all. I mean... Look at what they find humorous.

 

[DJBrenton]

I guess you all like your coffee tasting of hazelnuts, turkey or grapefruit too.

 

[Duke]

Ya no creativity or fun at all. I mean... Look at what they find humorous.

Oh look, that man fell over a dead parrot. That's just outstandingly amusing, right chap?

 

[DJBrenton]

Oh look, that man fell over a dead parrot. That's just outstandingly amusing, right chap?

Tell me more. This sounds promising.

 

[Ledboots]

The parrot is not dead, he's just taking a nap.

 

[fly]

This is a bit off the wall I know but maybe you could try making a beer flavoured beer for once. Maybe call it Santa's Empty Sac.

Do you add seasonings and spice to your cooking, or do you like it bland?

OH WAIT, ENGLAND LOL