NSFW would you hit it v. Danielle from american pickers

[HipHugHer]

^ reference to you finding a laptop in the woods and @Domon going holy shit man there could be underage porn on that when really it was probably something that some homeless guy either stole or found in the trash and you're several times removed.


Jokes are always funnier when you explain them.

 

[HipHugHer]

Lol that pin cushion is softer than silly puddy at the beach

This would be poignant if Canada had beaches that people attended for personal enjoyment .

 

[Darth Handsome]

This would be poignant if Canada had beaches that people attended for personal enjoyment .

Dude we have summer you know

 

[HipHugHer]

I'm still planning that canoe trip btw.

 

[Darth Handsome]

I'm still planning that canoe trip btw.

Youre too out of shape, youll drown, dont try it

 

[HipHugHer]

Youre too out of shape, youll drown, dont try it

Drown on the red river lol I could pass out for 3 days and make 2 miles, mostly sideways.

 

[HipHugHer]

Just give me a grid coordinate of where I need to go and I'll get there.
Not some light in the loafers electronic slave gps bullshit, just lat long degrees minutes, ya know the usual, like last time.

 

[HipHugHer]

I went back and "unspoiled" the OP.

Nothing really going on there, certainly nothing to brag about. I mean that's bragging material if she's like 55 with 4 kids but then if she's 55 with no kids there has to be a reason nobody wanted to breed her.

This is a broken person striving for attention and "likes" to fill in the gap her daddy issues left her with.

B-team stripper, day shift.

 

[HipHugHer]

High level B-team due to lack of cesarian scar and decent teeth but B-team none the less.

 

[HipHugHer]

Star of the lunch rush.

 

[HipHugHer]

Big Will fix it.

 

[nukes]

7 beers and 2 weeks of sexual abstinence and I'd be in there. Good thing I don't drink.

 

[King Wickie Pelt Snatcher]

So pathetically virginized people laugh at you?

exactly

 

[Darth Handsome]

Wickie truly is king.
At your service my liege

 

[King Wickie Pelt Snatcher]

I am the best at everything.

 

[King Wickie Pelt Snatcher]

anyways guise i saw spieilbergs daughter nude and holy shit what a pug fugly skank. she makes this slam pig look like a 10.

 

[HipHugHer]

You have a way with words, Wicks.

 

[wetwillie]

anyways guise i saw spieilbergs daughter nude and holy shit what a pug fugly skank. she makes this slam pig look like a 10.

The crack of Dawn looks good to a guy who ain't getting it, eh Wicki?

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

I went back and "unspoiled" the OP.

Nothing really going on there, certainly nothing to brag about. I mean that's bragging material if she's like 55 with 4 kids but then if she's 55 with no kids there has to be a reason nobody wanted to breed her.

This is a broken person striving for attention and "likes" to fill in the gap her daddy issues left her with.

B-team stripper, day shift.

You know we've seen pics of you, right?

 

[HipHugHer]

I'm male so it's OK to be disproportionately judgemental.