NSFW would you hit it v. Danielle from american pickers

[OzSTEEZ]

tats mean nothing of the kind. A: could just be a poser. B: could just have too much free money. C: could be insecure and need to desperately draw attention to herself. D: just has poor taste in body art. Or she could be a freak - but the advertising seems a bit desperate.

Wickie's a virgin.

 

[King Wickie Pelt Snatcher]

i am a virglulz

 

[wetwillie]

i am a virglulz

So pathetically virginized people laugh at you?

 

[Darth Handsome]

Tattoos are trashy, no to the girl but Im considering throwin one into Sweet Wickie

 

[HipHugHer]

This is a pretty shitty thread.

 

[Darth Handsome]

This is a pretty shitty thread.

It would be fine without the tattoos

 

[HipHugHer]

If you like some dusty old relic that lives in a garage attic, I guess.

 

[Darth Handsome]

If you like some dusty old relic that lives in a garage attic, I guess.

Youre dusty & old & Id hump you

 

[HipHugHer]

Only because I don't have tattoos.

 

[gee]

She seems like she'd get ripped on meth, steal my car, get in a chase with the cops and crash it into a waffle house.

Which would make for a fun story I guess, but probably ain't worth the trouble.

 

[HipHugHer]

The chick isn't even hot, just willing to expose herself for likes that's all.
Nowdays that's not exactly unique.

 

[Darth Handsome]

She seems like she'd get ripped on meth, steal my car, get in a chase with the cops and crash it into a waffle house.

Which would make for a fun story I guess, but probably ain't worth the trouble.

Isnt that how you met that skank you moved in with?

 

[HipHugHer]

She missed the wafflehouse and ran it into a Perkins next door.

 

[HipHugHer]

True story...

Second or maybe third "date" with the old lady I was supposed to meet her at the Wednesday night free concert down by town lake. She called before I left and told me she backed her truck out with the door still open and hit the pillar that holds up the carport with it. Had to go pick her up.

 

[HipHugHer]

She doesn't have any tattoos.

 

[august]

The chick isn't even hot, just willing to expose herself for likes that's all.
Nowdays that's not exactly unique.

idk if she posted these publicly or if someone shared them without her consent

 

[HipHugHer]

idk if she posted these publicly or if someone shared them without her consent

I really don't know.
I know it's probably Luddite to some of you but I figure if there's a smartphone or a network involved nothing is actually "private".
Wouldn't surprise me a bit though if they were meant to be and somebody changed their mind.

 

[gee]

Isnt that how you met that skank you moved in with?

nah, I found her in the woods, and she's surprisingly not skanky.

 

[HipHugHer]

Better destroy her hard drive or report her to the authorities or better yet never pick her up in the first place because omg there might be some illegal stuff on her.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Lol that pin cushion is softer than silly puddy at the beach