words that should die a horrible fiery death

[itburnswhenipee]

leverage.
If read another whitepaper that has that word in it I will go on a purple nurple rampage.

I always insist that they be called caucasian-of-european-ancestry-papers.

 

[Desslock]

I always insist that they be called caucasian-of-european-ancestry-papers.

I really call them crackapapers.

 

[thrawn]

I really call them crackapapers.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

If they were black papers, you couldn't read them.




Since the ink would be the same color, and stuff

 

[Syrup Beaver]

All used in the context of office lingo:

Take-away
Circle-back
ping
offline "Let's take that offline"
SWAT Team

 

[shawndavid]

if amy said it's bedtime to me when I've been home only 30 mins I'd consider myself a lucky man

Bedtime at the Reynolds' residence entails about 20 minutes of me lying next to what can only be described as an epileptic in a strobe light store and then a motionless buzz saw.

She is beautiful, though. You are correct.

 

[water]

All used in the context of office lingo:

Take-away
Circle-back
ping
offline "Let's take that offline"
SWAT Team

You forgot "This is the ATF, get down on the ground and have the lube at the ready".

 

[Candy]

I also hate when meatheads use the word "business" as if they've got a Lambo parked outside instead of an '82 F150 with a pressure washer in the bed.

As in "We'll talk business in the morning" guy who hi 5's his buddy as he walks out of St Larry's?

I thought we was just a douche - he didn't remind me of a bouncer.

 

[Candy]

the person I was responding to, shawndavid, is a newlywed with a beautiful wife

 

[ZRH]

then the emphasis should be on the "could".

I COULD care less, but I don't want to waste the energy.

and that could care less when people assume they are using it correctly GIVES ME A TIC.

I feel badly for you.

 

[Candy]

Bedtime at the Reynolds' residence entails about 20 minutes of me lying next to what can only be described as an epileptic in a strobe light store and then a motionless buzz saw.

You're moving into the Purple Room. Thats it.

 

[thrawn]

You're moving into the Purple Room. Thats it.

You and I are going to have to fight about this.

 

[eileenbunny]

scrimp

Why can't people say shrimp? Is it that difficult?

 

[InfluX]

scrimp

Why can't people say shrimp? Is it that difficult?

if i heard anybody actually say that i'd make a valid attempt at kicking their teeth out the back of their neck.

 

[Thorn Bird]

I feel badly for you.

 

[Candy]

You and I are going to have to fight about this.

I was thinking that. He is a great snuggler tho; and you don't sleep anyway. You guys could concievably take turns with the bed.

 

[Dharma1521]

When people pronounce the L in Salmon or when someone says ideal when they mean idea.

 

[JAXvillain]

if i heard anybody actually say that i'd make a valid attempt at kicking their teeth out the back of their neck.

I've heard it many times...uneducated southerners

 

[Pandora]

dammit! you know, i started to post the words i don't like, but then i figured they'd be ammo for some, but I SURELY DIDN'T EXPECT IT TO BE FROM YOU, PANDORA!

Ooops. Did I do that?!? andora:

 

[shawndavid]

You and I are going to have to fight about this.

We can make it our little bachelor pad.