So I bought a new car back in November of ought-seven. It was a modest sedan... a 2008 Nissan Sentra. I selected it because I could a) fit my lanky, yet bulbous carcass into it, and b) because I was completely enamored by the idea that a mere 15k would land me a car with a 6-speed manual tranny (make your own jokes).
The main problem I have is that, just a year and a half later, or so, the sides of my car look like a callous neighbor holocaust. My car is thoroughly dented from stem to stern. Hell, one fucker even manged to dent the trim piece that lives between the front passenger door and the window... because it seems that Nissan, or rather Renault-- the folks what designed this particular model-- elected to but something other than door there.
Maybe this is just evidence of how "I can't have nice things." I, however, elect to believe that my neighbors are callous dicks.
What indignities have your neighbors suffered upon you lot? Inquiring minds what to know.
The main problem I have is that, just a year and a half later, or so, the sides of my car look like a callous neighbor holocaust. My car is thoroughly dented from stem to stern. Hell, one fucker even manged to dent the trim piece that lives between the front passenger door and the window... because it seems that Nissan, or rather Renault-- the folks what designed this particular model-- elected to but something other than door there.
Maybe this is just evidence of how "I can't have nice things." I, however, elect to believe that my neighbors are callous dicks.
What indignities have your neighbors suffered upon you lot? Inquiring minds what to know.
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