Whoa...more MJ dirt

http://perezhilton.com/2009-07-26-jackson-allegedly-wore-a-prosthetic-nose

New reports are claiming that Michael Jackson's entire nose was missing from his face when taken to the Los Angeles morgue!!!!

In the place where one would expect Michael's nose to be laid a "small, dark hole surrounded by bits of cartilage," according to big-mouthed coroners at the county morgue.

Jackson allegedly wore a prosthetic nose to hide the horrifying effects of his plastic surgery abuse, something the late King of Pop was "notoriously shy" about.

I laughed for 3.75 mins straight at this.
 
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