Who the hell doesn't like bacon (beware : chat log inside)

[theacoustician]

theacoustician: please tell me you like bacon
April23: I can't stand bacon.
theacoustician: you are dead to me
April23: because I dont like swine?!
April23: you freak

Seriously. Who the hell doesn't like bacon? Should we ban April for this?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Jules in Pulp Fiction


edit - he dont dig on swine

 

[smileynev]

yes, most definitely

A fat person that doesn't eat bacon cannot be fat

Bacon = cheese on the scale of food greatness.

 

[bast_imret]

bacon is next to godliness.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Bacon is the hangover savior, and the most delicious of all the meats

 

[BigDov]

I don't understand this at all...... someone who is like 98% fat themselves and she doesn't like bacon. This makes me sad.

ban her

 

[theacoustician]

PORK FAT RULES!

 

[bast_imret]

maybe she can redeem herself if she admits to liking chorizo?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but shed never know cuz she wont eat the filthy mother fucker

 

[BigDov]

PORK FAT RULES!

*sniffles* yep

Best post of the day

 

[APRIL]

Bacon stinks, and it overwhelms the food that it is put on.



Death to bacon bits!

 

[water]

People who don't like bacon read Richard Marx, rape houses, and set fire to women.

 

[BigDov]

Bacon stinks, and it overwhelms the food that it is put on.



Death to bacon bits!

Lies, all lies

 

[APRIL]

People who don't like bacon read Richard Marx, rape houses, and set fire to women.

That looks a little twisted, dude.

 

[APRIL]

Lies, all lies

Sometimes I can eat really burnt bacon by itself, other than that its something I don't prefer.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I like thick cut, soft + chewy bacon

 

[Sp`ange]

pigs don't eat pigs.

 

[smileynev]

I like thick cut, soft + chewy bacon

Thick cut, fresh off the pig...

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Thick cut, fresh off the pig...

Hell yeah, I get it fresh from a local farm

And then you cook the eggs on the pool of bacon grease

 

[theacoustician]

I like thick cut, soft + chewy bacon

Hell yes. And smoke cured. Salt cured bacon just tastes like salt.