Amstel
The Hoarse Whisperer
this also means that if you're a funny dork you can bag a hottie after the hottie breaks up with a head-case drug addict.
Yeah but what if he was dumb enough to fall in love with her?Dude. Pete Davidson GOT one of the most high profile hot chicks for 8 mos. He's a fucking legend.
*fun fact: I was on her tour bus apparently a few weeks after her tour ended. Sadly, this does not make me a legend. . .
Love? Love is temporary. TATTOOS are a little longer!Yeah but what if he was dumb enough to fall in love with her?
I've been at the bottom of the well a few times. I'm not worried about a little ink.Love? Love is temporary. TATTOOS are a little longer!
Have "sucks in bed" inked below each tat.Love? Love is temporary. TATTOOS are a little longer!
Then everybody will know you're just salty.Have "sucks in bed" inked below each tat.
He looks close to death for a young man.So Ariana Grande dumped Pete Davidson.
How much does it suck to be dumped by one of the most high profile hot chicks of the decade? Poor bastard.