GAY Who are the Flatboi Downs-Pt II

[Darth Handsome]

How much is Faux Tommy Lee paying?

I think we can all agree from experience that the bigger the kit the shittier the drummer

But lets get to the point: six string basses are a bands nightmare. Sorry Nukes but get the fuck over yourself and just do your own job

 

[nukes]

Speaking of drummers, our drummer failed his mission of retrieving his good drum set from Cleveland.
Thursday evening his snare fell off the stand and he had several drumstick incidents.
In addition to this, his boom mic stand attacked him yet again. The guitarist and I laughed until tears were rolling down our faces.
We placed an ad for a replacement drummer. I'll be in charge of firing his sorry ass.
We Fucking told him to get a real drumkit.
What a maroon.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Speaking of drummers, our drummer failed his mission of retrieving his good drum set from Cleveland.
Thursday evening his snare fell off the stand and he had several drumstick incidents.
In addition to this, his boom mic stand attacked him yet again. The guitarist and I laughed until tears were rolling down our faces.
We placed an ad for a replacement drummer. I'll be in charge of firing his sorry ass.
We Fucking told him to get a real drumkit.
What a maroon.

Give him another chance

 

[Darth Handsome]

I actually like the low B even if it isnt my bag but I draw the line at the 6th string. If you need 6 strings you need a better guitar player

 

[adi]

I actually like the low B even if it isnt my bag but I draw the line at the 6th string. If you need 6 strings you need a better guitar player

yeah but id rather convert a 4 string to bead

 

[Darth Handsome]

yeah but id rather convert a 4 string to bead

I agree. When I want to play anything lower than e I tune down. 5 strings dont even enter my mind

 

[nukes]

Give him another chance

I'll try, he lacks the resources to buy proper hardware.
"I'm on $1000 a month I live in a trailer with my ex wife".
What he leaves out is the $500 a month he spends on Indica.
This won't be easy.
We're auditioning "The Professor" Wednesday.

 

[Darth Handsome]

I'll try, he lacks the resources to buy proper hardware.
"I'm on $1000 a month I live in a trailer with my ex wife".
What he leaves out is the $500 a month he spends on Indica.
This won't be easy.
We're auditioning "The Professor" Wednesday.

Dont forget that horrible feeling you get when you kick someone out of your band and then years down the road you realize "ah shit that wasnt necessary"

 

[nukes]

Dont forget that horrible feeling you get when you kick someone out of your band and then years down the road you realize "ah shit that wasnt necessary"

5% his drumming ain't up to snuff.
Let's face it, Darth. I'm a sociopath who's main management skill is downsizing.

Many things keep me awake at night, and none of them are the people I fired for 18 years.

 

[nukes]

Lalalalalalala I don't bother me none

 

[Strings]

 

[Darth Handsome]

5% his drumming ain't up to snuff.
Let's face it, Darth. I'm a sociopath who's main management skill is downsizing.

Many things keep me awake at night, and none of them are the people I fired for 18 years.

Whose

 

[HipHugHer]

yeah but id rather convert a 4 string to bead

This.

 

[King Wickie Pelt Snatcher]

Hey @King Wickie I have some new material for your faux racist assault on the liberal pearl clutchers
I am watching a show about snub nose golden monkeys and they look exactly like Asian people

but i love the asians. Anyway no one gets offended unless you target muslims or back people

 

[HipHugHer]

but i love the asians. Anyway no one gets offended unless you target muslims or back people

Those fucking back people, always up to somethin'.

 

[Strings]

Those fucking back people, always up to somethin'.

They never look you in the eye either.

 

[Darth Handsome]

but i love the asians. Anyway no one gets offended unless you target muslims or back people

You dont love negros too? Why? Its not their fault liberals continue to paint them as victims

 

[nukes]

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[nukes]

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[nukes]

Goodnight mAh ninjas. 0100 right around the corner. I'll blather more then.
More than.
Yass.