GAY Who are the Flatboi Downs-Pt II

[nukes]

I'm not the promoter for the gigs I do. I just wait for the call. We play mostly the same venues every month. The old folks can't remember us so I guess it never gets old.

So you're the Booker. Same difference.

 

[OOD]

I can deal with the smell of shit for that. I often do smell shit on these gigs.

 

[OOD]

So you're the Booker. Same difference.

No, I have a manager/band leader who books. She tells me when the gigs are.

 

[HipHugHer]

I get 60 bucks an hour and most of the gigs are two hours. Some are 2.5 hours. I'd be lucky to get 60 bucks for 3 or 4 hours doing it myself.

Let me know if you need a sub I could use some of that action.

 

[HipHugHer]

No, I have a manager/band leader who books. She tells me when the gigs are.

OK you said "she". That's gonna cost extra.

 

[OOD]

OK you said "she". That's gonna cost extra.

She ain't the brightest. Never listens to my advice and is always asking for it. Says she doesn't know about giging but ignores my suggestions. Idgaf as long as I get paid.

 

[HipHugHer]

I worry about @Strings sometimes. I know he survived a shakeup at work and they're taking care of an elderly parent and the guy is probably busy doing all the things good men do and it feels selfish to even ask but it'd be nice if he popped in with one of his classic cerebral quips once in a while.

I do notice a gravy once in a while or even a short but clever comment. I'm probably asking too much.

Mostly I guess I think he's such an admirable guy I don't want him to have to deal with the serious life stuff. I know he'll come out the other end even more awesome though, if that's even possible.

 

[HipHugHer]

She ain't the brightest. Never listens to my advice and is always asking for it. Says she doesn't know about giging but ignores my suggestions. Idgaf as long as I get paid.

That's called "normal".

It's also why it costs extra.

 

[HipHugHer]

Women don't know what they want, they need to be told. Then they question everything and ignore the answers.

 

[HipHugHer]

It's as if their goal is not resolution or something. They revel in the process and avoid resolution.

They'd make great diplomats.

 

[OOD]

Women don't know what they want, they need to be told. Then they question everything and ignore the answers.

I might be trans according to this.

 

[HipHugHer]

I thought of a clever response then I forgot it.
Oh well, better luck next time.

 

[nukes]

 

[nukes]

There she is.

 

[Strings]

I worry about @Strings sometimes. I know he survived a shakeup at work and they're taking care of an elderly parent and the guy is probably busy doing all the things good men do and it feels selfish to even ask but it'd be nice if he popped in with one of his classic cerebral quips once in a while.

I do notice a gravy once in a while or even a short but clever comment. I'm probably asking too much.

Mostly I guess I think he's such an admirable guy I don't want him to have to deal with the serious life stuff. I know he'll come out the other end even more awesome though, if that's even possible.

I've always loved you ...

 

[Strings]

A guy at work gave me Strictly Commercial. The best of Frank Zappa.
It reminds me I should probably listen to more Zappa.
Sometimes.

 

[HipHugHer]

I've always loved you ...

 

[OOD]

 

[HipHugHer]

Lame cover band.

Worth 2 bud lights
One for the girl and one to have something to piss in on the way home.

 

[HipHugHer]

The trick is to fling it all the way into the ditch.