GAY Who are the Flatboi Downs - Part III
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I have to get up earlier than normal.now cause the one cat needs to be looked after and get his meds and stuff. Coffee is already made and already stunk.up the bathroom and its only 0600. Got another 30 minutes before rollout. This is bullshit. I could've spent at least 26 of those minutes sleeping.
Morning TV news is trying to scare the shit out of everyone with this stupid virus bullshit. No wonder people are stupid and panicky they watch this garbage.
The world needs to get turned off then turned back on again. Or fuck it maybe just leave it off.
Morning TV news is trying to scare the shit out of everyone with this stupid virus bullshit. No wonder people are stupid and panicky they watch this garbage.
The world needs to get turned off then turned back on again. Or fuck it maybe just leave it off.
That is an excellent.gif kind sir. Maybe the world can stay turned on for a little longer.
I've been here an hour already.
Coworkers are starting to trickle in.
It'll be a party by 8am
Coworkers are starting to trickle in.
It'll be a party by 8am
The weatherman says turn your clocks ahead an hour this weekend.
Bout damn time there's some daylight left after work.
Bout damn time there's some daylight left after work.
pretty sure I'm just a touch gayer than most straight guys.
I don't know what happened to the last half hour, I think I time warped it. Now everything is behind schedule and the whole day is fucked sonofabitch.
So here's my plan. I'm going to find something to trigger my allergies and then go food shopping wearing a cheap dust mask. Even wet the front of it with coffee.
That should clear the way.
Or get me killed.
That should clear the way.
Or get me killed.
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Had to call my Mexicans and tell em don't leave the job man I'm on my way, just go get us some breakfast tacos and I'll pay you guys starting 0700 anyways.
Don’t forget the catsup trickle out of your ears. It’s the details that matter most.
You still own people down there? Texas really IS weird.
Welcome to my church, my son.
Own?
I'm paying these guys to sit around, munch tacos, and finish yesterday's Bud Light.
The one that was running 30-45 minutes late is giving a big alabado sea el Señor (Praise Jesus) about now.
Petunia
COVID POSITIVE FOREVER
My grandfather thought gravity was from the moon, keeping us pushed down. Hey, dude only had a 4th grade edjumencation. In Sicily.