GAY Who are the Flatboi Downs - Part III

I fart a lot.

Was talking to Mom the other day and out of the blue she mentioned being real gassy was a possible effect of dairy intolerance and if it happens to me maybe I should consider my dairy intake and stuff.

I suspect the old lady's been talking to her about my bedroom manners.
 
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Was talking to Mom the other day and out of the blue she mentioned being real gassy was a possible effect of dairy intolerance and if it happens to me maybe I should consider my dairy intake and stuff.

I suspect the old lady's been talking to her about my bedroom manners.
Indeed I'm back on The Milk. Lactose intolerant.
 
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@Mustard Dispenser you're invited to lunch at the French Consulate at 610 & Post Oak tomorrow.
Look for a good looking granny in her 50's with a loud mouth and a little French guy with a big cowboy hat, also in his 50's and also with a loud mouth.
Tell em i sent you.

I dont know what were talkin about but it doesnt sound like I should take work off for it
 
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I dont know what were talkin about but it doesnt sound like I should take work off for it

They don't give you time off for lunch?
You need to show those bastards what you're worth. Just arbitrarily don't show up now and then, let everything fall apart, you'll have them buying you lunch in no time.
Nobody really appreciates what you do until you're not there doing it.
 
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