GAY Who are the Flatboi Downs - Part III

Man I've had this dog outside twice now and after that she decided she couldn't hold it anymore and shit a huge pile by the door.

I cupped my hands to scoop it up and I was lucky to get 1/3 of it and I threw it in the toilet and the toilet was like what choo talkin bout willis.
 
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wickie dad update. ever since he has moved in I haven't had much time to shit post here with you guys. *insert hooray and thats great jokes here*

When not at work I have been spending most of my time just chilling with him whether its watching forensic files, going out to eat, or even hitting up the casino. I thought it would be bad when he first moved in but nah it's been fun.

We went to the casino last week and he played blackjack for only 2 hands. He got blackjack both times and then stopped and cashed his chips in. I however went to the casino with 225 and lost 200 of it, I decided fuck it i will bet the last 25 too. I ended up playing roulette and turned that into 50, then into 100, then into 200, and instead of walking away even i let it all ride again and lost it all. :lol:
 
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HipHugHer said:
Man I've had this dog outside twice now and after that she decided she couldn't hold it anymore and shit a huge pile by the door.

I cupped my hands to scoop it up and I was lucky to get 1/3 of it and I threw it in the toilet and the toilet was like what choo talkin bout willis.
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1/3 - ain't that some shit. Friggin dogs. Short story on "catching":
I'm 18, meeting my gf's parents for first time. "Hi babe, come in, my mom is painting our bedroom". We walk back, say hi, then her mom starts yelling, "oh shit, Pierre(Boston Terrier) is gonna throw up!". I gracefully drop to one knee, cup my hands and catch it all. 🤘 :p
 
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We're pretty overstocked on fireworks. Should probably blow off some of the older ones to rotate stock. Then I can mix in a few celebratory gunshots as an FU to The Man™.
 
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Oh any drone in my airspace is coming down alright.
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King Wickie said:
wickie dad update. ever since he has moved in I haven't had much time to shit post here with you guys. *insert hooray and thats great jokes here*

When not at work I have been spending most of my time just chilling with him whether its watching forensic files, going out to eat, or even hitting up the casino. I thought it would be bad when he first moved in but nah it's been fun.

We went to the casino last week and he played blackjack for only 2 hands. He got blackjack both times and then stopped and cashed his chips in. I however went to the casino with 225 and lost 200 of it, I decided fuck it i will bet the last 25 too. I ended up playing roulette and turned that into 50, then into 100, then into 200, and instead of walking away even i let it all ride again and lost it all. :lol:
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warms my heart, right there. 😥
 
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Two old ladies are out for a walk when one says, "you smell something burning?", to which the other replies, "you s'pose we're walking too fast?".
 
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The popping of fireworks around the neighborhood is coming along nicely.

Here in about 25 minutes it'll be time to hide in the backyard and fire off a round from the 30-06. That's when all the other noisemakers in the neighborhood fall silent for a minute marveling at the wonder and speculating who on the block has the big stuff. Then they go back to their noisemaking.
 
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