FYI Who are the Fatboi Slimez?

[Darth Handsome]

Several years ago, we all belonged to the worlds biggest (and lamest) bass guitar forum.
We fought a war with the mods and admin, and of course lost.
Eddie, our alien mascot. Built another website/forum for us all.
There was drama. Ill spare you.
I opened a forum for us on proboards maybe 9 months ago.
More drama. Bass players, who knew?

We got stale. Darth found this place and it seems to rock.

The press conference is now open.

You dont leave much to mystery eh Nukes?
We have to talk. I'll explain to you why the ladies own you and not the other way around.

 

[nukes]

You dont leave much to mystery eh Nukes?
We have to talk. I'll explain to you why the ladies own you and not the other way around.

We have you and Titus for our mystery men.
Im an open book.
And Mrs Nukes will be eating out of my hand by September.

 

[Lambie]

What's that smell?

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

bass players hands are rad

It's all about that finger fitness:

What does the phrase "shitting dick nipples" mean to you?

Exactly what it says, I've seen things.

How many of you have pets, and what are they? And why haven't you posted pictures of them already?

Beagle, lab (avatar), and two cats with three eyes between them.

Guys somebody get Classic69 on over here.

 

[Lambie]

Yes, the world needs more Kwassik69.

 

[nukes]

It's all about that finger fitness:

Exactly what it says, I've seen things.

Beagle, lab (avatar), and two cats with three eyes between them.

Guys somebody get Classic69 on over here.

Kwassik! I was stuck on what his ID was about an hour ago.
He coined the term, FratboiKlownz.
What an awesome turd he is!

 

[hydra]

I'm the head fratboi, fanboi, and cabanaboi around here. Now just what is going on itt, bros?

 

[nukes]

So I went out in my cab for 90 bloody minutes.
Bubkis. I picked the wrong decade to stay in the horse and buggy business.

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

Kwassik! I was stuck on what his ID was about an hour ago.
He coined the term, FratboiKlownz.
What an awesome turd he is!

That week or whatever may have been the high point of my internet life! Dumb as a sack of hair.

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

So I went out in my cab for 90 bloody minutes.
Bubkis. I picked the wrong decade to stay in the horse and buggy business.

Rerberts r cermmerng fer yer jerb!

 

[nukes]

That week or whatever may have been the high point of my internet life! Dumb as a sack of hair.

The highpoint of your internet life was the night you completely blacked out and bumped every single off topic thread 5 times, including threads 10 years old.
And the broken fucking keyboard. I never laughed so hard.

 

[hydra]

So I went out in my cab for 90 bloody minutes.
Bubkis. I picked the wrong decade to stay in the horse and buggy business.

Do you also have one of the old timey bikes with the big wheels?

 

[Lambie]

That week or whatever may have been the high point of my internet life! Dumb as a sack of hair.

Nah, the high-point was the drunken broken keyboard incident.

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

Yes, the world needs more Kwassik69.

Watch out errybody, what we have here is a bonafide black metal Norwegian, exercise caution.

 

[Lambie]

The highpoint of your internet life was the night you completely blacked out and bumped every single off topic thread 5 times, including threads 10 years old.
And the broken fucking keyboard. I never laughed so hard.

Ya beat me to it.

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

Nah, the high-point was the drunken broken keyboard incident.

That was a sober drunken keyboard!

 

[Lambie]

Watch out errybody, what we have here is a bonafide black metal Norwegian, exercise caution.

Hail Santa! Errday!

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

The highpoint of your internet life was the night you completely blacked out and bumped every single off topic thread 5 times, including threads 10 years old.
And the broken fucking keyboard. I never laughed so hard.

The old threads were a separate time IIRC.

 

[nukes]

Welcome Lambie, our very own Bag Of Dicks.
Lambie is a death metal legend, and he shears sheep as a fetish.

 

[Lambie]

That was a sober drunken keyboard!

That just makes it worse. Or better, I suppose.