Where did you meet your SO? - sp error

[simple]

Isnt "hundredweight" german for "fatass"?
Or is my brains all funked agains?

nope you nailed it

 

[thrawn]

don't try to cover it up, you were implying that moose's girlfriend is much larger than you are and that in the picture it looks like she'd sooner stab moose in the face than let him eat the rest of that pizza

and that she's eyeing the person behind the camera like a small anchove

 

[Pandora]

why did you have to assume i meant twenty pounds heavier?

Because oddly enough when people age they usually tend to GAIN weight Queenie.

 

[thrawn]

hey thrawn, do you think it took Pandora 10 minutes to figure out how to make 'drama queen' a larger font, pink, and in italics?

then she googled it

 

[simple]

and that she's eyeing the person behind the camera like a small anchove

I think what Pandora was implying was that if she painted moose's girlfriend black she could probably host an award winning daytime television show called Oprah

 

[Pandora]

Wow I'm getting all kindsa attention. You guys must be really board today.

 

[simple]

Wow I'm getting all kindsa attention. You guys must be really board today.

by "board" you mean "barn" and by "barn" you mean "animal" and by "animal" you mean "moose" so what you're implying here is that moose finally found himself a moose

that's so wrong Pandora, you have no shame

 

[thrawn]

Wow I'm getting all kindsa attention. You guys must be really board today.

i paused star trek: first contact to point out my disgust at these vile comments, not bored at all. i think i might just go back to my movie, at least the engineer is colored. they know how to treat people in the 24th century.

 

[simple]

^

 

[simple]

wtf thrawn how the hell did you get over a 100 grand in marklar

 

[thrawn]

wtf thrawn how the hell did you get over a 100 grand in marklar

i waited for pandora to rape and pillage the native people then profited from their demise

 

[Pandora]

i paused star trek: first contact to point out my disgust at these vile comments, not bored at all. i think i might just go back to my movie, at least the engineer is colored. they know how to treat people in the 24th century.

I have better things to do with my time than spellcheck for you girls. First Contact eh? Alice is such a hawtie. Whoever thought the borg could be that hawt. oh wait...7 of 9....

 

[simple]

i waited for pandora to rape and pillage the native people then profited from their demise

oh ya, Pandorzilla, I heard about that

 

[thrawn]

I have better things to do with my time than spellcheck for you girls. First Contact eh? Alice is such a hawtie. Whoever thought the borg could be that hawt. oh wait...7 of 9....

why'd it have to be girls?

 

[simple]

why'd it have to be girls?

i know, the name calling, what a show

 

[Pandora]

why'd it have to be girls?

 

[simple]

that's the international symbol for dude on dude, not girl on girl

the symbol you are looking for is andora:

 

[CletusJones]

did someone say girl on girl?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Did someone say swirl on swirl?

 

[simple]

did someone say smileynev's a bitch boy?