If you have to use a spoon, it isn't a milkshake.
I....
I'm going to kill you.
If you have to use a spoon, it isn't a milkshake.
A Blizzard isn't a milkshake. You can't drink it through a straw. Its more like soft serve.
That's an arbitrary definition. Milkshakes can be made with milk and ice cream and be thick as hell. A straw is a tool used for drinking, so I'd say if you can't drink it, then it's not a milkshake. But it doesn't hinge on a straw.If you have to use a spoon, it isn't a milkshake.
If you have to use a spoon, it isn't a milkshake.
If you have to use a spoon, it isn't a milkshake.
I don't typically have a problem with Frosties. Brusters and DQ are so thick and full of largish chunks of goodness that I can't consume them through a straw.Impress me and tell me you can drink a frosty through a straw....
You do understand that people refer to you as "Dyson" when you're not around, right?Keep in mind who you're talking to.
/low hanging fruit
Why is a straw such a big deal to you? I will refrain from obvious dick jokes as I'd like to know your real fascination with them.I don't typically have a problem with Frosties. Brusters and DQ are so thick and full of largish chunks of goodness that I can't consume them through a straw.
I don't typically have a problem with Frosties. Brusters and DQ are so thick and full of largish chunks of goodness that I can't consume them through a straw.
You do understand that people refer to you as "Dyson" when you're not around, right?
Because a milk shake is an ice cream based product consumed through a straw. If its melted enough to drink by pouring it into your mouth, its just flavored milk at that point. If its hard enough to require a spoon, its some form of ice cream.Why is a straw such a big deal to you? I will refrain from obvious dick jokes as I'd like to know your real fascination with them.
Because I'm engineered to last?
Because I'm engineered to last?
All milkshakes able to be consumed with straws can also be poured into your mouth. Therefore they are also just flavored milk.Because a milk shake is an ice cream based product consumed through a straw. If its melted enough to drink by pouring it into your mouth, its just flavored milk at that point. If its hard enough to require a spoon, its some form of ice cream.
I think it has more to do with the fact that you continue to suck as much today as the very first day we laid eyes on you.
Dicitonary.com said:milk shake
a frothy drink made of cold milk, flavoring, and usually ice cream, shaken together or blended in a mixer.
I don't know about you, but the few times I've tried what you're suggesting, the shake sits in the bottom of the cup until I pound the bottom, which results in the shake as a whole leaving the cup and residing on all part of my face and shirt. There is no elegant way to drink a milkshake by pouring. It must be viscous enough not to be free flowing and require suction to consume.All milkshakes able to be consumed with straws can also be poured into your mouth. Therefore they are also just flavored milk.
I have never had such a problem. Also, I don't have some hang up about straws and will use a fucking spoon if need be.I don't know about you, but the few times I've tried what you're suggesting, the shake sits in the bottom of the cup until I pound the bottom, which results in the shake as a whole leaving the cup and residing on all part of my face and shirt. There is no elegant way to drink a milkshake by pouring. It must be viscous enough not to be free flowing and require suction to consume.
Eh, it implies a certain viscosity.FYI
Edit - no mentions of straws or methods of consumption
I have never had such a problem. Also, I don't have some hang up about straws and will use a fucking spoon if need be.