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[APRIL]

And there's drivers like April on the roads too. At least up north Chikken is relatively safe.

Pretty much. I'm texting and shit while driving all the time.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Pretty much. I'm texting and sh*t while driving all the time.

 

[fly]

Pretty much. I'm texting and shit while driving all the time.

Goddammit

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I know, I remember steering for you while you were too distracted.

 

[itburnswhenipee]

Pretty much. I'm texting and shit while driving all the time.

If this is true then you are a menace, and you should be put down like the animal you are.

 

[dbzeag]

Pretty much. I'm texting and shit while driving all the time.

And you bitch about fly riding a motorcycle?

 

[APRIL]

Wow, at everyone on their high horse. I won't deny it, I'm a horrible and shitty driver.

 

[APRIL]

And you bitch about fly riding a motorcycle?

Just trying to keep him safe.




From me.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Crappy (texting) drivers are easier to deal with than forest rats.

It's simple, if I can see you, I'm going to assume you're trying to kill me.

Can't see the forest rats until they've bounded out in front of you.

 

[itburnswhenipee]

Crappy (texting) drivers are easier to deal with than forest rats.

It's simple, if I can see you, I'm going to assume you're trying to kill me.

Can't see the forest rats until they've bounded out in front of you.

I was leaned hard in a turn one time when I spotted a deer on the side of the road. There wasn't a lot I could do about my situation so I yelled at the deer as loudly as I could. Luckily this seemed to be the right thing to do because the deer immediately bolted away from the road.

 

[Duke]

Now take April's driving, times 11ty, and you have the general populace of tampa's driving skills down pat.

At least two bikers a week are taken out in this city. It's horrible.

 

[eileenbunny]

Just trying to keep him safe.




From me.

Why don't you just attempt to be a better driver?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I was leaned hard in a turn one time when I spotted a deer on the side of the road. There wasn't a lot I could do about my situation so I yelled at the deer as loudly as I could. Luckily this seemed to be the right thing to do because the deer immediately bolted away from the road.

Nice, I'll have to try that.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Now take April's driving, times 11ty, and you have the general populace of tampa's driving skills down pat.

At least two bikers a week are taken out in this city. It's horrible.

That's everywhere dude, not just Tampa.

 

[Duke]

That's everywhere dude, not just Tampa.

except tampa has like 1/10th the population of everywhere else.

 

[APRIL]

Why don't you just attempt to be a better driver?

Im not that bad, I just use my basal ganglia to drive while I attend to more interesting matters.

 

[plot]

Now take April's driving, times 11ty, and you have the general populace of tampa's driving skills down pat.

At least two bikers a week are taken out in this city. It's horrible.

In all fairness theres a giant population of midlife crisis brand new shitty motorcycle weekend warrior riders out there now.

they don't realize speed is thier best friend and brake when they should gun it.

 

[itburnswhenipee]

In all fairness theres a giant population of midlife crisis brand new shitty motorcycle weekend warrior riders out there now.

Yeah, but that happens every spring, and it's a good thing-- It insures a ready supply of under-priced, barely used motorcycles for autumn.

 

[b_sinning]

You should have gotten this one instead.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I'd need a kevlar vest to keep from getting skewered in an accident, holy cow.