I hear sperm has a lot of bad cholesterol in it. You might want to cut that out of your diet.
Some scotch should cure that right up.
At least if I drink enough, the numbers will look different
I'm fairly certain the appropriate application of scotch will lower the LDL.
It cures cancer, too.
I take Lipitor and I like it.
Jesus man, get off that shit and just eat butter. Exercise a little!
Eat Cheerios everyday for breakfast!!