well, damnit

[DoubleJ]

 

[Valve1138]

I hear sperm has a lot of bad cholesterol in it. You might want to cut that out of your diet.

 

[DoubleJ]

I hear sperm has a lot of bad cholesterol in it. You might want to cut that out of your diet.

On that subject, I did get this bit of good news today

Vasectomy worked

 

[Dharma1521]

Thats not true about sperm my cholesterol is fine.

DoubleJ did the doc tell you what to do to lower it? That book You on a Diet talks about how to control your cholesterol I have it on ebook if you are interested.

 

[DoubleJ]

I didn't get teh results until well after I left. I'm expecting a call next week. The main concern is that I'm 32. Awful young for those numbers.

My wife is a nurse and knows how to handle this. She is pissed though.

 

[Josh]

change diet, exercise, lose weight = profit

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Some scotch should cure that right up.

 

[DoubleJ]

Some scotch should cure that right up.

At least if I drink enough, the numbers will look different

 

[Syrup Beaver]

At least if I drink enough, the numbers will look different

I'm fairly certain the appropriate application of scotch will lower the LDL.

It cures cancer, too.

 

[DoubleJ]

I'm fairly certain the appropriate application of scotch will lower the LDL.

It cures cancer, too.

Sweet!!!

 

[Jonny_B]

 

[kiwi]

Wow, that sucks. I have no words of wisdom though as I have no experience with high cholesterol outside of knowing that my dad takes a pill and watches his diet for it.

 

[DoubleJ]

That's awesome!!!

 

[fly]

Just don't take any statins. Not only are they not as effective as a good diet and exercise, they are dangerous.

 

[Mrs. Valve]

there is an abundance of literature on this subject. i'd start with your doctor's office and find out what they offer as far as guidance on this. there are some really great cookbooks out there that offer rather delicious and VERY heart-conscious meals (one is directly put out by the American Heart Association, my family's been using it for years).

good luck with this. it's very much a life-altering ordeal, but you and your family will thank you for making this important change

 

[Valve1138]

I take Lipitor and I like it.

 

[fly]

I take Lipitor and I like it.

Jesus man, get off that shit and just eat better. Exercise a little!

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Jesus man, get off that shit and just eat butter. Exercise a little!

 

[zengirl]

Eat Cheerios everyday for breakfast!!

 

[kiwi]

Eat Cheerios everyday for breakfast!!

I was just going to post this! Cheerios and Oatmeal.