WTF Welcome our newest member to the litter, Mortlach

The Midwest region consists of 12 states in the north-central and north-eastern United States: Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Michigan, Minnesota, Missouri, Nebraska, North Dakota, Ohio, South Dakota, and Wisconsin

drove through them.... not much there, flat, corn fields, there was a tent worm epidemic.... once we got to NW Montana it got awesome
 
Illinois (Feeb country), Indiana(Home to the cat litter capital of the world), Iowa(Corn), Kansas(Corn), Michigan(Beer infested wasteland), Minnesota(Bear infested wasteland), Missouri(This is actually the South), Nebraska(Corn), North Dakota(Nothing infested wasteland), Ohio(I guess there's a good brewery there), South Dakota(Did they really need two?), and Wisconsin(Where?)