WTF Welcome our newest member to the litter, Mortlach

[Duke]

This guy. Say hello to him. He's a real mensch.

And for the ladies here, he might just be able to help you with your problems.


because

you know

he's a psychiatrist.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Oooh hello doctor!

 

[Mortlach]

fuck now people know I'm Jewish, was gonna pretend to be a Black guy for the ladies

 

[Mortlach]

hey enema, how's it hanging

 

[kiwi]

Hey we aren't all crazy!

Who am I kidding, I can't think of a single one of us that isn't at least a little. :-(

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Howdy

 

[tre]

what is up?

 

[Mortlach]

Hey we aren't all crazy!

Who am I kidding, I can't think of a single one of us that isn't at least a little. :-(

except Duke, definition of normal

 

[Mortlach]

so we got ladies and trolls in here?

 

[kiwi]

except Duke, definition of normal

Well obviously!

 

[DJBrenton]

I have a friend called Al who's American and Jewish. You must know him.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Well hello there Dr Jewperson

 

[Duke]

I have a friend called Al who's American and Jewish. You must know him.

Did you know that Lox is actually a secret catalyst for the jewish mental collective hive brain?

 

[Petunia]

fuck now people know I'm Jewish, was gonna pretend to be a Black guy for the ladies

Hi Mortz (can I call u that? Kthnx) anyways, so last night I had a dream I was in some body of water, maybe a lake or a super scary pond and my exHub was standing @ shore watching me drown and I was screaming for help, so he threw aa little baby at me... To use a flotation device. WTF, I didn't want the baby to drown so I was holing baby over my head so he wouldn't drown but I was dying.

Hurry, cure me


Welcome Home Mortz!!!

 

[Mortlach]

mods cool up in here? last place, they inadvertently burned

 

[Mortlach]

Hi Mortz (can I call u that? Kthnx) anyways, so last night I had a dream I was in some body of water, maybe a lake or a super scary pond and my exHub was standing @ shore watching me drown and I was screaming for help, so he threw aa little baby at me... To use a flotation device. WTF, I didn't want the baby to drown so I was holing baby over my head so he wouldn't drown but I was dying.

Hurry, cure me


Welcome Home Mortz!!!

you are a nervous mother with a shitty husband, here take some Zoloft: he will be more compassionate by Monday

 

[Duke]

See^ that level of brilliance is why we NEED people like him.

 

[Mortlach]

I have a friend called Al who's American and Jewish. You must know him.

around 5'9, balding, well educated but physically intimidating, smart, sarcastic, good job, complains a lot... yeah he's cool, we get high together

 

[kiwi]

mods cool up in here? last place, they inadvertently burned

One of them has been missing a lot due to having to constantly empty his new colostomy bag, one is a grumpy old man that draws inappropriate cartoons, and the admin regularly "upgrades" things which ultimately just causes things to break and resets our marklar.

So yeah, they are cool.

 

[Duke]

Just an FYI.

One of the things you won't be seeing around here is rampant racism.

Except when we talk about hispanics.