ahaha
I'll tell you a story. A friend of mine is a certified commercial and private pilot for his own fun. He flew a plane to Sligo just for the hell of it one day to be greeted by a planespotter on the tarmac of the aircraft parking area. The planespotter decided instead of saying hello or the usual greeting, he sprang out and asked "How many hours does this plane have in the air?", to which my friend replied "Err... about 3000..", to which the planespotter replied "Actually, it's 2987 hours" or something similar. After a few seconds staring at this guy, my friend responded in typical Irish fashion. "Fuck aff" and went to the pub.