WTF UF The Movie

[Immigrant]

I broke two of my oldest brother’s ribs when I was 3 or 4.

Yes, he had it coming.

 

[Strings]

Accidents happen, Nukes. Its not liked you body slammed him on purpose. To be a parent is to make mistakes, learn from them and learn to live with regret.
Forgive yourself, I bet your son already has.

 

[Strings]

I dislocated my ex husbands jaw and stabbed him once.
I think I can handle CEO physically, mentally tho, he has me beat

If you're together long enough, chances are he'll go senile before you. Then you'll have the complete edge on him.

 

[Immigrant]

Or he’s playing the long game.

 

[Petunia]

I was gonna print this out and cut a hole in that area anyways

Post pics of this please!!!

 

[Strings]

I broke two of my oldest brother’s ribs when I was 3 or 4.

Yes, he had it coming.

I shot my sister with a weak daisy air rifle after she said I didn't have the guts. I bet her knee hurt for minutes!

 

[joombo]

Finally got round to watching 3 Billboards last night.
Not the usual type of film I would watch, but I thoroughly enjoyed it. Very emotional and some fantastic acting. 8-9/10.

 

[Strings]

Sorry, casting is complete.
We do need someone in catering though.

 

[nukes]

Finally got round to watching 3 Billboards last night.
Not the usual type of film I would watch, but I thoroughly enjoyed it. Very emotional and some fantastic acting. 8-9/10.

Dildo preference please.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Did you miss my yogurt post on TB back before the exodus? Darth & Titus totally freaked "NO Eddie, NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

I think it was closer to "delete that before they ban you, dummy" than to "totally freaking" but I realize youre paraphrasing

 

[wetwillie]

I think it was closer to "delete that before they ban you, dummy" than to "totally freaking" but I realize youre paraphrasing

I appreciated your mutual concern. See, some folks know how to treat an alien.

 

[Darth Handsome]

I appreciated your mutual concern. See, some folks know how to treat an alien.

In hindsight that would have been a fun way to go out

 

[wetwillie]

I bit an actual chunk out of my brother's side. Fucker had me in a headlock . Week before he gave me a black eye. I crouched in a closet hanging on to the doorknob. Refused to let go until dad promised not to beat my ass. He didn't. He knew Johnny was mean fucker.

 

[wetwillie]

In hindsight that would have been a fun way to go out

I should go there using tor browser , make a bunch of posts, then replace them with a link to a bass site. Nvm, I could end up doing time for premeditated manslaughter on determann.

 

[nukes]

The movie has no plot.

 

[Jehannum]

The movie has no plot.

The basslines will be bitchin' though.

 

[Amstel]

The movie has no plot.

I see what you did.

 

[nukes]

 

[hydra]

Shiiiiit, if I were that crazy space man I would have caught and eaten that man. Woulda had ribs in the freezer for days, yo.

 

[nukes]