WTF UF The Movie

[Immigrant]

Disturbing.

 

[wetwillie]

It’s comforting to know you’ve given in and are now in touch with your inner perv.

Or horndog, if that softens whatever blow is involved.

If you can't beat'm, join'm. So, you gonna teach me the secret handshake now?

Woooohooo!

 

[wetwillie]

Disturbing.

I was looking for collegened lips - gave up and grabbed the first one.

 

[wetwillie]

It’s comforting to know you’ve given in and are now in touch with your inner perv.

Or horndog, if that softens whatever blow is involved.

Is horndogging perverted? Must be all that Catholic stuff still in your brain. Show us where they touched you. On the doll damnit!!

 

[Immigrant]

Is horndogging perverted? Must be all that Catholic stuff still in your brain. Show us where they touched you. On the doll damnit!!

It’s synonymous. Calm down.

 

[Immigrant]

I guess your comfort level isn’t quite where it seemed.

Carry on.

 

[wetwillie]

It’s synonymous. Calm down.

I'm steaming in jest. Just banging on my bongos like a chimpanzee.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Very pretty!
I’m a blonde now so I’m looking more like shakira these days

I was gonna print this out and cut a hole in that area anyways

 

[wetwillie]

I guess your comfort level isn’t quite where it seemed.

Carry on.

Did you miss my yogurt post on TB back before the exodus? Darth & Titus totally freaked "NO Eddie, NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

 

[Strings]

Well who didn't see this direction coming?

 

[wetwillie]

Spoiler: NSFW - that probably ain't yogurt

 

[Strings]

Eddie, Eddie, Eddie.
...
Sigh ... Eddie.

 

[nukes]

Did you miss my yogurt post on TB back before the exodus? Darth & Titus totally freaked "NO Eddie, NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

I accidentally downloaded that mouth yogurt and had to splain to my wife.

 

[Immigrant]

 

[wetwillie]

I accidentally downloaded that mouth yogurt and had to splain to my wife.

So how'd it taste?

 

[nukes]

So how'd it taste?

Eating that Crow? I blamed it all on you Eddie. We were at the hospital at 3 a.m. cuz I had dropped my son off my shoulders while we were playing some sort of balloon wrestling in the backyard and he was getting an MRI. Pretty sure whatever porn was on the hard drive of my phone wasn't a big concern of hers and I was in the doghouse for oh so many other things at that point in time.

 

[nukes]

It was more like balloon Polo. My son was on my shoulders and somebody else's son was on his shoulders and things just kind of got out of hand LOL. Of course I'm an excellent father I tell myself that everyday lol.

 

[nukes]

One balloon polo match dropped son on the lawn, everybody knows the rules.

 

[nukes]

 

[Petunia]

I'll go out on a limb here and say I think she'd kick his ass.

I dislocated my ex husbands jaw and stabbed him once.
I think I can handle CEO physically, mentally tho, he has me beat