Hawt UF Poop Club: March Edition

[Ledboots]

I'm currently rereading Stephenson's Quicksilver. To echo Dharma, I don't give a shit if you don't like it.

After that I'm going to go find a copy of Neil Gaiman's Norse Mythology. That's the one I recommend.

I'm down for this one

 

[Petunia]

You can read?

Sent from the white knuckle grip of my Lord & Saviour, CEO

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

A couple of these fuckers are coming to my town.

I have at least 3 outs ready in case they want us to hold each other's balls and print commemorative coffee mugs or something.

Now Im gonna show up
With my mug in hand

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

how do you live tweet a fuckin book?

 

[Strings]

My suggestion.
Why should I be the only one?

 

[Frau Blugher]

I have a crack in my volute .

 

[adi]

My suggestion.
Why should I be the only one?

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Mittal? Some Indian dude likes glue more than you do baba

 

[nukes]

I have a crack in my volute .

You need a neck reset.
$880.

 

[Frau Blugher]

You need a neck reset.
$880.

This will be my umteenth repair on my upright .

The climate in my basement is miles away from the climate on the main floor and safe spaces aren't an option .

 

[nukes]

This will be my umteenth repair on my upright .

The climate in my basement is miles away from the climate on the main floor and safe spaces aren't an option .

I play with the idea of selling the Kay and buying an electric Upright all the time. It's an M1 built in 1934. One of these days it's gonna explode from de-lamination

 

[Frau Blugher]

I play with the idea of selling the Kay and buying an electric Upright all the time. It's an M1 built in 1934. One of these days it's gonna explode from de-lamination

I know exactly how you feel , but those electric uprights are pointless .

Scott Lafaro's top was super thin[ he was LOUD ] and probably an accident .

It's refurbished and on youtube .

Clamps and glue and a wet rag and Bob's your great aunt .

 

[APRIL]

Here are the books...
first ten that were not Dr. Seuss books or Dummy books got in the poll.

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfNP0S3lYZhsGDjTID0Gih52KMLp9q0ul2oTmd5jNkTekfstA/viewform

Choose as many as you would enjoy reading. The best will be chosen tomorrow at noon.

 

[Petunia]

how do you live tweet a fuckin book?

You're so 2010


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[Duke]

You're so 2010


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The last year the world made sense

 

[Petunia]

@APRIL

Petition to change @Darth Handsome name to Ove.. a man called Ove.


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[APRIL]

@APRIL

Petition to change @Darth Handsome name to Ove.. a man called Ove.


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what the fuck... you read the poll?
It's about a crotchety old man so I think you're on point.

 

[Darth Handsome]

 

[Petunia]

what the fuck... you read the poll?
It's about a crotchety old man so I think you're on point.

Oh girl, I'm on point!

Sent from the white knuckle grip of my Lord & Saviour, CEO

 

[Petunia]

Well good morning Ove Handsome


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[Frau Blugher]

While it's nice to see my ever so adept and lovely silver tongue "rubbing off " on people , I'm sorry it's had an adverse affect on @Darth Handsome 's naysayers .