1. I was originally miffed about the intro but then figured I get to hear Prime talk so I can deal with it. I expected something different for a beginning however. Neutral.
2. Bunch of cliche military guys being cliche military guys. Sucre being bitched at for talking in spanish was mildly amusing but dude talking about seeing his daughter for the first time just screamed trite and told us flat out he was going to be in life or death situations. -1
3. When Blackout lands at SOCCENT FWD my heart was racing. When I heard "the sound" for the first time a chill ran up my spine and I was
THRILLED. Absolutely awesome scene. +1
4. Sam Witicky was funny. +1
5. Bernie Mac was funny but utterly unnecessary to the story. Neutral.
6. Megan Fox. +1
7. Megan Fox being the stereotypical bimbo/heroine that naturally dates a douchebag jock in the beginning and then suddenly turns into a deep, beautiful soul that fights with the good guys. -1
8. That first meeting regarding the base attack looked promising. It's too bad they absolutely ruined it with...
9. Black hacker kid.
Absolutely retarded. I really like that actor but there is no reason that character should have been in the movie. -1
10. Fat hacker discovering a coded message in the signal that's perfectly legible on a standard Windows GUI. -2
11. Frenzy jumping out of Air Force One and walking across the tarmac - infested with Secret Service agents - and NO ONE NOTICES HIM??!? -1
12. Barricade looks damn cool, though. +1
13. Barricade scaring the crap out of Sam made my ticker race as well. +1
14. "Are you username LadiesMan217??!?"
goddamnit -1
15. Ok when the car chase started I was expecting a good scene and I think I got it. It was a decent chase, especially with Barricade transforming.
HOWEVER, when Bumblebee comes out of the dust cloud and we hear the absolute worst cliche car chase music ever imagined by any sapient creature on any planet I wanted to kick Michael Bay in the face. -1
16. On the other hand the fight between Barricade and Bumblebee was top notch. Bravo. +1
17. If the Autobots are so concerned with not harming people then why the hell did they come down in giant fireballs in populated areas that destroyed a lot of property and could very well have killed dozens if not hundreds of innocent people?
18. Optimus Prime transforms for the first time. Oh my god that alone was worth the price of admission. Seriously. +1
19. Jazz is black now?
20. "But you can call us Autobots,
for short." for fuck's sake...
21. Prime's mouth was interesting but I would have preferred the solid mouthpiece. Not a big deal, though.
22. Is it really that hard for them to stay out of the way, parked on the street, while Sam looks for the glasses?
23. Optimus Prime steps on a fountain and says "Sorry, my bad." Fuck you, Michael Bay. Just fuck you. -4
24. "Call the city, we've got a blue transformer throwing sparks everywhere."
I'll finish the rest of this post but right now my blood pressure is too high just thinking about what I'm going to discuss next.