Too sunburned to masturbate

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It has been established that you have unrealistic standards for women and that you are an accomplished troll but never once did you indicate what you would do in a sunburnt masturbation crisis. If you are too feeble minded to look past some minor imperfections (clearly visible only to you) then I shall leave with this question and bid you good day: who's really the cunt here?

I have no problems with fat chicks or your opinion of me / my preferences. Every woman is sexy in her own way regardless of size and there are advantages either way. I like women - small, big, and everything in between. It makes life more fun to experience everything it has to offer.

Life is just fine over here without fat chicks.