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Floptical

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Sep 1, 2006
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three times with ghost...

Don't go all assuming on things now. She said three times she didn't say anything about 3 times with the wee fellow. That was all immaculate conception. At least that was what he was told.
 

dbzeag

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Nah, only twice. The third time we didn't want to get pregnant so we were just kind of rubbing together and when he squirted a little got inside.

Seriously? :( It's always painful to know your child is a mistake or for your child to hear he/she is a mistake.
 

Duke

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Seriously? :( It's always painful to know your child is a mistake or for your child to hear he/she is a mistake.

I think it's a great story. 'Look at all the obstacles you had to overcome just to be conceived. You aren't the type to let anything get in the way'
 

kiwi

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Seriously? :( It's always painful to know your child is a mistake or for your child to hear he/she is a mistake.

Yes, seriously. We got pregnant by cum randomly squirting in.

No, not seriously, well at least that part, we didn't mean to get pregnant but it was by real sex.

And he wasn't a mistake, just an accident. He would have come eventually, just not planned so close. I was an accident. My mom was not ready to get pregnant again when she did, but I turned out okay, so I think Ian will survive.
 

dbzeag

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I think it's a great story. 'Look at all the obstacles you had to overcome just to be conceived. You aren't the type to let anything get in the way'

I would go with the thought of "You were never planned. We didn't want you initially. You were not in our life's path. You were never a vision of ours. We had to change our lives drastically for this 'mistake' that was made in making you."
 

Duke

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I would go with the thought of "You were never planned. We didn't want you initially. You were not in our life's path. You were never a vision of ours. We had to change our lives drastically for this 'mistake' that was made in making you."

I'm so glad you aren't a parent. That's awful.
 

dbzeag

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I'm so glad you aren't a parent. That's awful.

I didn't say a parent would say that to a kid. If I were that kid, that's what I would envision was happening in my parent's head, thought.
 

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I would go with the thought of "You were never planned. We didn't want you initially. You were not in our life's path. You were never a vision of ours. We had to change our lives drastically for this 'mistake' that was made in making you."

Who ever would've guessed duke us the half glass full type...

And you just want to throw a pitty party. I think you need to be gay just because you need to be oppressed somehow. It's like you get off on existing when you think you shouldn't for some reason..

I just don't get where this attitude of yours comes from of "woe is me" comes from.
 

dbzeag

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Who ever would've guessed duke us the half glass full type...

And you just want to throw a pitty party. I think you need to be gay just because you need to be oppressed somehow. It's like you get off on existing when you think you shouldn't for some reason..

I just don't get where this attitude of yours comes from of "woe is me" comes from.

These were thoughts, albeit slightly exaggerated to make a point, about a friend of mine who was a mistake. This is what coursed her mind when she looked back on the situation her parents had when they had her and these were her initial thoughts and fears. Later they were unfounded, of course, but still relevant and founded.
 

Duke

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These were thoughts, albeit slightly exaggerated to make a point, about a friend of mine who was a mistake. This is what coursed her mind when she looked back on the situation her parents had when they had her and these were her initial thoughts and fears. Later they were unfounded, of course, but still relevant and founded.

This is blatant anti-breeder bigotry. I for one am offended.
 

dbzeag

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This is blatant anti-breeder bigotry. I for one am offended.

Funny you should say that. I was with my Tuesday dinner group and the snide comments about straight people were actually toxic. We joke on here about heterophobia, but the more I step back and take a look, the more it is real and exists and in the end is damaging to our "movement" (not that movement, Drool).

The amount of taunting and teasing we got for going to visit STRAIGHT friends on Thanksgiving was akin to being bullied in high school. It was quite eyeopening and mindblowing.

I would like to think I am better than that but obviously I have a long way to go.
 

APRIL

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Seriously? :( It's always painful to know your child is a mistake or for your child to hear he/she is a mistake.

I am my parents first and I was a mistake. They were in school and not married. Yay!
 

tre

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Oct 15, 2004
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Funny you should say that. I was with my Tuesday dinner group and the snide comments about straight people were actually toxic. We joke on here about heterophobia, but the more I step back and take a look, the more it is real and exists and in the end is damaging to our "movement" (not that movement, Drool).

The amount of taunting and teasing we got for going to visit STRAIGHT friends on Thanksgiving was akin to being bullied in high school. It was quite eyeopening and mindblowing.

I would like to think I am better than that but obviously I have a long way to go.

clearly you need to play with some titties to make up for it.