Pics To me, Hitler is better than if I could have sex

[Top Hat]

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Is that a Waukegan Pneumatic Plooking Apparatus?

 

[Wessels]

you clearly are doing it wrong, you're suppose to put your dick in a warm hole of your choosing

 

[Top Hat]

Is that a Waukegan Pneumatic Plooking Apparatus?

http://phantomonline.com/

 

[my little brony]

obviously you've never had sex

 

[Briki]

I thought men used a Fleshlight...

 

[APRIL]

you clearly are doing it wrong, you're suppose to put your dick in a warm hole of your choosing

Don't leave the door wide open. There are sick fucks online. Some of them enjoy paintballing as a hobby.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I dont get it
Are you putting that thing in your butt or something?

 

[Top Hat]

obviously you've never had sex

I have, I said it here as a hyperbole.

 

[tre]

I dont get it
Are you putting that thing in your butt or something?

i think this object may be infringing on your patent for the A2ACTU

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Lawyers have been notified

 

[JAXvillain]

is that a blackhead gun?

 

[plot]

I played paintball back in high school. I quit when I started getting laid.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Easy to say when you never get laid.

 

[Top Hat]

I played paintball back in high school. I quit when I started getting laid.

I don't get laid every weekend, so I play paintball.

Gives the same adrenalin high, but without running the risk of her demanding you date her from then on.

 

[fly]

I don't get laid, so I play paintball.

Wanna come play paintball?

 

[Top Hat]

Wanna come play paintball?

be right there

 

[kiwi]

I went paintballing once.





























That's a lie, but I have had sex.

 

[plot]

Three times right kiwi?

 

[water]

Three times right kiwi?