FYI Time to move to Mars v. spiders

[Syrup Beaver]

So i can't bring one home and name it Dave?

"Dave" is going to be a Jackson Pollack painting if I see him.

 

[APRIL]

It'd be awesome to sit on the couch with the spider watching hockey and be like, hey Dave you like the ducks? And for the spider to look at me with 15 hooded eyes and then back at the TV.

 

[Peppers]

Maybe we should sacrifice some people to appease the spider gods.

I recommend we start here

Dang! Do those hotties post on here???

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

It'd be awesome to sit on the couch with the spider watching hockey and be like, hey Dave you like the ducks? And for the spider to look at me with 15 hooded eyes and then back at the TV.

Pretty sure Dave wouldn't like hockey, too much net-abuse

 

[APRIL]

Pretty sure Dave wouldn't like hockey, too much net-abuse

Bad um ching!

 

[Duke]

Dang! Do those hotties post on here???

 

[JAXvillain]

Wwhhaattt no. I'd cuddle him.

Each one of your cats probably eats a spider a day.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Each one of your cats probably eats a spider a day.

One of the few things cats are good for.

 

[APRIL]

Each one of your cats probably eats a spider a day.

Maybe more, I never see any bugs in our house.

 

[Petunia]

You are right.

what in fucks fuck is thiiiiiiis?




get awaaaaay from meeeee

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Pfffft, no
Camel Spiders are the ones you need to worry about
Theyre large, agressive, and carnivorous.
Oh yeah.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

One of the few things cats are good for.

Except idiotic yellow cats
Mine wouldnt eat a spider unless there was a cat treat tied to it

 

[Domon]

Pfffft, no
Camel Spiders are the ones you need to worry about
Theyre large, agressive, and carnivorous.
Oh yeah.

Yes, no, no.

Theyre big, size of a tarantula, but they leave you alone if you leave them alone. All spiders are carnivorous. The aggressive theory, is because theyre run at you sometimes to stand in your shadow, if you run from them, they keep chasing the shadow. If you stop, they stop. They just want to be in the shade.

They dont eat your face in the night. They dont even have venom.

 

[itburnswhenipee]

Yes, no, no.

Theyre big, size of a tarantula, but they leave you alone if you leave them alone. All spiders are carnivorous. The aggressive theory, is because theyre run at you sometimes to stand in your shadow, if you run from them, they keep chasing the shadow. If you stop, they stop. They just want to be in the shade.

They dont eat your face in the night. They dont even have venom.

So they aggressively charge you in order to inject poison directly into your face? Why didn't you say so earlier!? We should all be panicking right now!!!

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Yes, no, no.

Theyre big, size of a tarantula, but they leave you alone if you leave them alone. All spiders are carnivorous. The aggressive theory, is because theyre run at you sometimes to stand in your shadow, if you run from them, they keep chasing the shadow. If you stop, they stop. They just want to be in the shade.

They dont eat your face in the night. They dont even have venom.

It would be neato, if for like one day, or even just a few hours, you didnt act like an ass.

 

[Domon]

It would be neato, if for like one day, or even just a few hours, you didnt act like an ass.

It would be neato if you didnt spread stupid rumors. Next you'll be saying daddy long legs are the most poisonous spiders.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Spiders are evil and must be eliminated.

 

[APRIL]

What's with the irrational fear of spiders?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

It would be neato if you didnt spread stupid rumors. Next you'll be saying daddy long legs are the most poisonous spiders.

Oh, well, deary me, Ill be sure and check all my postings against wikipedia to ensure factual content from now on.
Just for you.
Because it would be a disservice to all mankind exaggerated something for comedic effect on the internets.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Um, they bite me in my sleep?