Halp Threads being closed

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

You should ask DJB about some Chiefs-esque stories from back in the day when me, my bro and him used to play hockey.

At one face off my bro was up against some guy who he knew wasn't wearing a cup, soon as the whistle went instead of going for the puck he shoved his stick between his girdle and lifted him into the air with it.

POW!

 

[tre]

i broke three of my dad's ribs on the backyard rink when i was about 9

good times

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

i broke three of my dad's ribs on the backyard rink when i was about 9

good times

Nice. After practice I used to get my bro (16 at the time) to take slap shots at me without any pads on, bruised ribs every Sunday.

 

[JAXvillain]

I'm tired of people airing their grievances. Please ban personal attacks or I'll find someone who will.

the majority of people in the thread were deserving of a ban at some point. should I have banned the whole forum? if you'd rather someone else mod than by all means please proceed. I wouldn't take it personally in the slightest

 

[tre]

I'd do it but i heard you get paid in pubic hair.

 

[JAXvillain]

I'd do it but i heard you get paid in pubic hair.

not just pubic hair but singed pubic hair. smells god awful

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

not just pubic hair but singed pubic hair. smells god awful

You must have enough to stuff a mattress by now

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Anyone fancy critiquing my essay once it's done? ^__^

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Only 1500 words.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Shit wrong thread, same sentiment though,

 

[tre]

i would, but i'm going home in about a half hour

 

[JAXvillain]

You must have enough to stuff a mattress by now

I'm actually bald and I glue it to my head. I would have a mattress full if that wasn't the case though.

 

[fly]

the majority of people in the thread were deserving of a ban at some point. should I have banned the whole forum? if you'd rather someone else mod than by all means please proceed. I wouldn't take it personally in the slightest

I have no idea, as I just dont have time to read the thread. I'm probably going to get us some help.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

i would, but i'm going home in about a half hour

Maybe b will be around...

Thanks though tre

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Anyone fancy critiquing my essay once it's done? ^__^

Its dumb and you shouldn't be written in crayon

 

[Valve1138]

I have no idea, as I just dont have time to read the thread. I'm probably going to get us some help.

Yo.

Also, Chikken

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Its dumb and you shouldn't be written in crayon

Cheaper than tattoos.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Its dumb and you shouldn't be written in crayon

I figured colour would get me extra points.

 

[Applesauce]

oh shut up. pretty much everyone in the thread deserved a ban. rather than ban the whole forum I decided to let them air their grievances so we can hopefully end this stupid bullshit

That's what I was a saying.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Yo.

Also, Chikken