Halp Threads being closed

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Boy, my lemon sauce tastes....different today.

Can't put my finger on it though.

Too much sugar? Hmmmmm

Oh well, still tastes good, hopefully the guests won't complain.

Too sweet, sweet you say?

 

[tre]

It reminds me of tackle. Which reminds me of male genitalia. Which makes me feel funny and offended.

funny and offended = aroused?

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

funny and offended = aroused?

Why sir do you accuse me of being a sexual deviant?

Carry on, I love being berated.

 

[fly]

oh shut up. pretty much everyone in the thread deserved a ban. rather than ban the whole forum I decided to let them air their grievances so we can hopefully end this stupid bullshit

I'm tired of people airing their grievances. Please ban personal attacks or I'll find someone who will.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

........


So, who is excited about my new hair colour then?

 

[tre]

i am riveted.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I'm tired of people airing their grievances. Please ban personal attacks or I'll find someone who will.

:gloerf: is looking for work

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Well I'm glad we cleared that up, I wasn't so sure until you validated me.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

:gloerf: is looking for work

'Will work for scotch'

 

[Syrup Beaver]

........


So, who is excited about my new hair colour then?

I've built a shrine in my basement.

I am now praying to it.

 

[tre]

Well I'm glad we cleared that up, I wasn't so sure until you validated me.

i gave you + rep as well missy

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

i gave you + rep as well missy

I know. Did you like my distraction technique though? It's one that has been handed down through generations of women.

 

[tre]

i only think about the page we're on at the time.

damn short term mammaries

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Has anyone seen my keys?

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I've built a shrine in my basement.

I am now praying to it.

I can send you a muddy dredlocks to flagellate yourself with if you like.

 

[tre]

Has anyone seen my keys?

third fold from the left moob

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Huh...it's like I'm outside......looking in.....

I think something is severely wrong.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

i only think about the page we're on at the time.

damn short term mammaries

You should stop hanging round with such whores tre. You'll get something long term then.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I can send you a muddy dredlocks to flagellate yourself with if you like.

I'm going to beat my toes raw with them

 

[Syrup Beaver]

third fold from the left moob

Thanks man! Oh, I also found this card I got you in there.

It's a little.....bent, but mostly legible.