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[zengirl]

Yes. Why can't scores of Internet females adore me?

Cuz all of the boys do

 

[Whizzleteets]

So hes not into poo, and doesnt know the boomesis.

DAMMIT GIVE ME A REASON TO LUV YOU

and if cuddling isn't good enough, i cook a mean morning-after omelette.

 

[Coqui]

they do, they're just too scared of your huge muscles to tell you.

Is there a liposiction for muscles?

 

[zengirl]

We're all from Genmay, you retard.

dangit, I keep forgetting ya'll are alrealy onto me

 

[Coqui]

Cuz all of the boys do

True

 

[Whizzleteets]

Is there a liposiction for muscles?

yeah, but it's called anorexia.

 

[zengirl]

True

You're so greedy you just gotta have both, don't you???

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I CUDDLE.

Now were talkin

 

[Coqui]

yeah, but it's called anorexia.

Hmm

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

and if cuddling isn't good enough, i cook a mean morning-after omelette.

Cuddling AND food?
Oh hells yeah

 

[Coqui]

You're so greedy you just gotta have both, don't you???

I'll gladly switch with him.

He can go out and get girls IRL. If I do, I get in trouble.





For all those that think I'm being serious, this is all just fun talk, nothing serious

 

[Whizzleteets]

I'll gladly switch with him.

He can go out and get girls IRL. If I do, I get in trouble.

yeah, but i got p'zoned hardcore last night, by a girl with a boyfriend who didn't enter the picture until he came to pick her up from the bars.

 

[zengirl]

I'll gladly switch with him.

He can go out and get girls IRL. If I do, I get in trouble.





For all those that think I'm being serious, this is all just fun talk, nothing serious

Anyone who has to qualify internet posts with disclaimers has a guilty conscience, WE ALL KNWO WHAT THAT MEANS

 

[Whizzleteets]

Cuddling AND food?
Oh hells yeah

i knew one or the other would work.

 

[Whizzleteets]

alas, i have to go home now. got a concert to catch in omaha, whee!

 

[thrawn]

what can you tell me about electric fences?

 

[zengirl]

what can you tell me about electric fences?

don't pee on them.

 

[Whizzleteets]

what can you tell me about electric fences?

don't whiz on them.

 

[thrawn]

don't pee on them.

well you have my vote. let zengirl out of the pg plz

 

[thrawn]

don't whiz on them.

only one vote per thread, blame sarah