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I don't think you're happy enough. That's right! I'll teach you to be happy. I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs.

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If'n you ain't the granddaddy of all liars. The little critters of nature they don't know that they're ugly. That's very funny! A fly marrying a bumblebee. I told you I'd shoot! But you didn't believe me. Why didn't you believe me?

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