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[itburnswhenipee]

Has anyone pointed out that he misspelled emperor yet?

 

[thrawn]

Has anyone pointed out that he misspelled emperor yet?

i think he's mexican

 

[Emporer_Mendoza]

So anyway, got any pics of hot young chicks*?








*dudes

Is this an initiation test?

 

[Emporer_Mendoza]

Has anyone pointed out that he misspelled emperor yet?

No one has ever actually said it, i first realised it myself, but as no-one was realising, i just kept quiet.

i wish there was a prize i could give you for noticing first.

how about a smiley?

 

[Coqui]

i think he's mexican

Damn Hispanics can't spel worth a damn

 

[thrawn]

Damn Hispanics can't spel worth a damn

pero, tienen una tercera pierna que es hermosa

 

[b_sinning]

In the flymart you can change your own username.

 

[Coqui]

pero, tienen una tercera pierna que es hermosa

¡jajaja!

 

[Emporer_Mendoza]

WooHoo, i got approved.

 

[Coqui]

WooHoo, i got approved.

Welcome! It's time for initiation. Thrawn.....get the paddle.

 

[Thorn Bird]

i'll get the camera. and the gauze.

 

[Coqui]

Just.....try and relax

 

[Thorn Bird]

close your eyes and think of a VERY happy place. one where it won't matter how loud you scream.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Like a 50 gallon drum welded shut at the bottom of a well

 

[thrawn]

Welcome! It's time for initiation. Thrawn.....get the paddle.

i thought we agreed to call it an oar

 

[Emporer_Mendoza]

Like a 50 gallon drum welded shut at the bottom of a well

Your right no-one can hear you scream there.

 

[fly]

Your right no-one can hear you scream there.

So do it real loud. It helps me arrive.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Your right no-one can hear you scream there.

Except for the creepy portly fellow in the stained t-shirt at the other end of the baby monitor left on top of the drum

 

[Coqui]

Except for the creepy portly fellow in the stained t-shirt at the other end of the baby monitor left on top of the drum

I thought we couldn't find nev?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I thought we couldn't find nev?

We can't, but he's always watching :tinfoil: