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[Emporer_Mendoza]

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I just activated my account and will be here shortly to answer all questions. Give me something to talk about!

 

[APRIL]

Well hello there.

 

[fly]

who goes there?

 

[Emporer_Mendoza]

I Go by the name Mendi, im a self confessed useless driveller, but its not a bad thing, its quite the opposite.

 

[thrawn]

is that short for mendicant

 

[b_sinning]

Isn't there a huge powerlift that goes by the nickname Mindy? semi-famous guy.

 

[Emporer_Mendoza]

The only Mindy i know, is of Mork & Mindy fame.

 

[itburnswhenipee]

Nanoo-nanoo, I guess.

Hi there. How did you end up here?

 

[b_sinning]

It's hard to respect anyone that got porked by a dork like Mork.

 

[Emporer_Mendoza]

I was just browsing google for new forums really, and found this.

hoping to maybe find people who like to talk sh*t to see if they might like to join a useless drivel site im on.


Thankfully sinning i can safely say ive never been porked by Mork lol.

 

[Emporer_Mendoza]

How long does it usually take to get approval from Admin?

 

[Sp`ange]

all of us are already on a useless drivel site.

Why Emporer and not Empress? What do you know about MS?

 

[itburnswhenipee]

How long does it usually take to get approval from Admin?

A couple of days. You can lessen the time by amusing us and providing info about yourself.

 

[fly]

I was just browsing google for new forums really, and found this.

hoping to maybe find people who like to talk sh*t to see if they might like to join a useless drivel site im on.


Thankfully sinning i can safely say ive never been porked by Mork lol.

How about porked by a dork? a stork?

 

[Emporer_Mendoza]

you could probably be poked by a stork, maybe not porked by one.

 

[Emporer_Mendoza]

wouldnt empress be female?

 

[ZRH]

you could probably be poked by a stork, maybe not porked by one.

You dodged the question

 

[Syrup Beaver]

My name is Shazbat on several forums......

 

[Syrup Beaver]

What's yer favorite kind of alcohol?

 

[Thorn Bird]

How about porked by a dork? a stork?

i got porked by a dork and the stork came to see me.