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Pandora said:
Yeah, I've paffed to yours so much they've started to loose their flavor. I need to mix things up a little. :pandora:


paffed... i'm cracking up out loud here at work.
 
April23 said:
[15:38] Rebeca: Now I have a vivid picture of Zac watching me pee on you while he makes his funny face playing with his junk in a dark corner.
[15:39] Rebeca: He seems happy in the picture.


From the last girl I had sign up here that works with me... Don't we miss her?


OMG every since she went on the fucking cruise she's been a dirty girl!
 
April23 said:
Know anything about computers?



· Fluent in ConsoleOne to create and modify a Novell 6 environment.
· Skilled in using WiseInstall, Installshield SMS and Novell to package and deploy applications.
· Experienced in developing, maintaining and verifying CNC programs with MasterCAM as well as the development of CAD drawings with Inventor, MasterCAM and AutoiCAD to assist in the setup of various machine tools and special tooling.

Employment History

Quality Assurance Testing Engineer

· Test and trouble shoot applications to be distributed via SMS and Novell.

· Correct packaging mistakes found in application MSI.

· Verify and correct application documentation according to quality assurance standards.

· Coordinate customer acceptance tests for applications that have been scripted and verified.

Application Integration Engineer

· Script applications to function properly and be distributed thru the environment.

· Trouble shooting applications that are not functioning properly in the Developer Environment before production.

· Test all applications completely using VM Ware and Desktop PC’s


havent updated that in a while, close enough?
 
thrawn said:
· Fluent in ConsoleOne to create and modify a Novell 6 environment.
· Skilled in using WiseInstall, Installshield SMS and Novell to package and deploy applications.
· Experienced in developing, maintaining and verifying CNC programs with MasterCAM as well as the development of CAD drawings with Inventor, MasterCAM and AutoiCAD to assist in the setup of various machine tools and special tooling.

Employment History

Quality Assurance Testing Engineer

· Test and trouble shoot applications to be distributed via SMS and Novell.

· Correct packaging mistakes found in application MSI.

· Verify and correct application documentation according to quality assurance standards.

· Coordinate customer acceptance tests for applications that have been scripted and verified.

Application Integration Engineer

· Script applications to function properly and be distributed thru the environment.

· Trouble shooting applications that are not functioning properly in the Developer Environment before production.

· Test all applications completely using VM Ware and Desktop PC’s

havent updated that in a while, close enough?


OH man I can't look at this I promised myself I wouldn't network!
 
Dharma1521 said:
Socks in general or socks on while making a tenicle porn?


as long as i am not wearing the socks whilst filming, i am ok. and i general, cant sleep if my feet are covered. ugh.
 
Drool-Boy said:
Sometimes, if its cold outside, I wear a big woolly sock over my junk.



well yeah, because air is an excellent insulator. and there is plenty of air in that sock.

and your pansy ass is in texas, you call 70 and overcast cold. bite me.