This just in: Citizen #235678321 joins Useless Forums...

C

Citizen #235678321

Guest
InfluX said:
small children. the kicking of. how do you feel about it?

I believe we have too many children. Kick away, just don't do it around me.
 

ERage

Giant Member
Nov 7, 2005
4,158
1
232
Marklar
₥5
Citizen #235678321 said:
I'm an under achiever. I'm working on becoming an alien but everyone else is content here, so I'll continue to be a dweller.


so since you are becoming an alien, are you the kind that wears hazmat suits and travel back in time to play loud Van Halen music into people's ears from the 50's?
 

thrawn

Flaccid Member
Oct 13, 2004
14,850
0
0
Marklar
₥0
ERage said:
so since you are becoming an alien, are you the kind that wears hazmat suits and travel back in time to play loud Van Halen music into people's ears from the 50's?


doc.jpg




you read his mind
 
C

Citizen #235678321

Guest
ERage said:
so since you are becoming an alien, are you the kind that wears hazmat suits and travel back in time to play loud Van Halen music into people's ears from the 50's?

No. Just trying to get off the planet and visit other cultures across the cosmos. And if I was going to manifest myself back in the 1950's, I wouldn't do it in the form of Van Halen.
 

fly

omg
Oct 1, 2004
75,928
25,963
1,323
Marklar
₥62,472
Steam
mattressfish
Citizen #235678321 said:
No. Just trying to get off the planet and visit other cultures across the cosmos. And if I was going to manifest myself back in the 1950's, I wouldn't do it in the form of Van Halen.
John Titor?
 
C

Citizen #235678321

Guest
InfluX said:
if you only had two hours left to live and fifty dollars what would you do with it?

I guess I'm supposed to say get a hooker, which is true. But I'd get a cheap hooker and buy some crack and go out flying. Not that I smoke crack, but if I was dying in two hours I probably would.
 
C

Citizen #235678321

Guest
fly said:
John Titor?

Sorry, I had to Google that because I've never heard that before. But something about that fascinates me even though it seems to be a hoax.
 

zengirl

If I had a dollar might give ya 99
Oct 15, 2004
10,255
20
41
Marklar
₥100
Citizen #235678321 said:
I guess I'm supposed to say get a hooker, which is true. But I'd get a cheap hooker and buy some crack and go out flying. Not that I smoke crack, but if I was dying in two hours I probably would.
:lol:

boxers or briefs?
 
C

Citizen #235678321

Guest
I'm pretty new to the forum thing. Since I started working my current job I joined one during a slow day. This lady from that forum said I should come here. So here I am.
 

theacoustician

Flaccid Member
Sep 30, 2004
12,781
4
0
Marklar
₥0
Citizen #235678321 said:
I'm pretty new to the forum thing. Since I started working my current job I joined one during a slow day. This lady from that forum said I should come here. So here I am.
And she would be ...?
 

reverendsaintjay

Flaccid Member
Jan 5, 2006
512
0
0
47
Maryland
Marklar
₥0
Citizen #235678321 said:
I'm an under achiever. I'm working on becoming an alien but everyone else is content here, so I'll continue to be a dweller.

You sound suspiciously like one of those people that's not content to have their own opinions, but must foist them off on anyone who will listen to you.

Care to expound while I'm (we're) a captive audience?