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ERage

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Hello there, what is your favorite method of getting rid of Jehoviah's Witnesses at your door on a Saturday morning?
 

august

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Hello there, what is your favorite method of getting rid of Jehoviah's Witnesses at your door on a Saturday morning?

How early in the morning? Early morning visitors are never welcome, whether they're peddling Jesus or hot manslaves. I'd really like to say that I had some cool hardass way of getting rid of them, or that I answer the door in revealing clothes to make them uncomfortable, but I pretty much just ignore them and pretend I'm not there. If I answer the door, I know that my polite instincts will kick in, and I'll offer them food and drinks and let them stay for hours and buy whatever they're selling, and let them talk and talk and talk, because it's just not in my nature to force people out or be mean to them :( If you just pretend that you're not there (and don't make a sound) they'll eventually go away. That's worked so far here in Maryland, and in NY, I lived in the middle of nowhere so that issue came up only once or twice. My dad had little stickers on both doors that said something like "No Jehova's" and for years had one of those trashy rednecky "'Forget the dog, beware of owner' with a drawing of you staring down the barrel (and other 5 chambers) of a revolver on it" signs.
I'm polite to the point of ridiculous-ness. It's just hardwired into me. Two or three times, I've had random skeevy dudes on the street say something like "what's up, gurllll" and instead of either ignoring them, or making known that I don't approve of it, I respond, "Oh, I'm fine, thanks. How are you?"
 

wanko80

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You give very long responses.

I can't decide if that's a good thing or not. On the one hand it shows you take some time when posting. On the other, I'm lazy.
 

my little brony

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I'm polite to the point of ridiculous-ness. It's just hardwired into me. Two or three times, I've had random skeevy dudes on the street say something like "what's up, gurllll" and instead of either ignoring them, or making known that I don't approve of it, I respond, "Oh, I'm fine, thanks. How are you?"

lol that's awesome
 

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Ok, you write nice long responses so you seem to actually give a crap. That's nice. As soon as three people vote you in, I'll let you out.
 

theacoustician

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Oh hell, I messed up. I thought you signed up yesterday for some reason. Everyone has to wait a minimum of 24 hours before you get approved. Since you've already got 3 votes, you'll be auto out at 10 am tomorrow morning. I'll go ahead and give you some extra marklar since I'm a dumbshit.