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ERage

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In regards to my earlier post anout the Jehoviah's witnesses:

I was washing the dog when they rang the bell at about 9:30a.m., so I was in ratty clothes and soaked. I answered the door with a nice hello and then a 4-6 second juicy fart just slipped out of me when they started their stuff about "do you believe you could live forever?". I don't know where the fart came from but it did the trick. They looked at each other, then back at me, handed me their paper booklets thanked me and left all without taking a breath. I have noted this strategy and intend on using it in the future. Anyways, I saw your votes so welcome to the forum!
 

Galen

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Another vote.

It's good to see you put a bit of effort in. It doesn't seem like you're one of the "teehee I'm a girl" types like most of the messes who sign up here then fuck off.
 

august

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Another vote.

It's good to see you put a bit of effort in. It doesn't seem like you're one of the "teehee I'm a girl" types like most of the messes who sign up here then fuck off.

It's a good thing I didn't sign up here a few years ago. I used to "lol" and "*giggle*" and whatnot a lot :fly: I was one of those wicked nasty camwhores who had nothing but tits to contribute. I'd like to think I can contribute more now, but I may ust be tooting my own horn :p
 

Galen

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It's a good thing I didn't sign up here a few years ago. I used to "lol" and "*giggle*" and whatnot a lot :fly: I was one of those wicked nasty camwhores who had nothing but tits to contribute. I'd like to think I can contribute more now, but I may ust be tooting my own horn :p

No no, that's great. I can think of a few girls who came here from genmay, posted in a few threads about being female, got little to no attention (We have a lot of female posters here) and left.

If you have got good stuff to contribute, it doesn't matter what sex you are, you'll be made to feel very welcome all the same.

Besides, we have our very own male attention whore. It's easy to find him though, he'll swing by to tell you he's gay soon enough.
 

ZRH

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I don't remember that. I don't usually do the whole "tough guy on the internet" thing. Threatening bodily harm over the internet is pretty worthless and I recognize that. Also, I'm usually nice to everybody, even people who don't deserve it. Are you sure it was me, and not the guy who was raped to my name/title/av for months? It might well have been me, I won't deny that I've been stupid on the internet before, so I'm not flat out denying that this happened, so much as saying I don't recall it. If it was I who threatened you, I apologize.
I suppose I don't really have a reason why you should let me join, other than that I'd like to. I don't think I'm too terrible of a poster, I don't spam (except in designated areas.)
You don't have to, though. I can stick to [m] if that would make you feel better. Don't get me wrong, I'd like to post here, but if it's going to get your panties in a bunch, I can stay away ;)

Oh it was you. In Jan '05. I have a different name there.

Either way, since you actually replied I wouldve voted to let you out :p
 

august

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Do you iron?

I do! I'm quite good at ironing, actually. And if you need sharp creases, I can totally handle that, too. I've found for extra sharp creases, a little liquid starch, not diluted, on the inside of the crease, and some spray starch on the outside, works wonders.
 

thrawn

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I do! I'm quite good at ironing, actually. And if you need sharp creases, I can totally handle that, too. I've found for extra sharp creases, a little liquid starch, not diluted, on the inside of the crease, and some spray starch on the outside, works wonders.



I bring starch with me when I travel :shady:
 

august

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Still ROTC? Or am I thinking of someone else?

Yeah, that was me. Not anymore, though. I was ROTC and I was at a military uni, but I left. Long story short, an upperclassman assaulted me and they tried to cover it up/blame it on me.