The placement of the comma here squeltch's otherwise .That means that you can trust what I say, though.
If you soak the tampon in whiskey and shove it up Loquishia's bum , she'll be hammered in time for quesadilla's with the in-laws .....riffing off that.
Guy finds the magic lantern, rubs it. Genis says "ok, three wishes." "I want to be uptight, white and outtasight!"
Bamm - he's a tampon.
Can of starting fluid/ether fix that right up.