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[Mr. Argumentor]

River cruise up the St Johns.

Saw a dead alligator. @Domon would have been happy.

 

[Immigrant]

This beast nearly doubled in height in five days.

Yay!

 

[Frau Blugher]

That means that you can trust what I say, though.

The placement of the comma here squeltch's otherwise .

 

[Frau Blugher]

....riffing off that.
Guy finds the magic lantern, rubs it. Genis says "ok, three wishes." "I want to be uptight, white and outtasight!"
Bamm - he's a tampon.

If you soak the tampon in whiskey and shove it up Loquishia's bum , she'll be hammered in time for quesadilla's with the in-laws .
And no one will be the 'wiser' s .

 

[Frau Blugher]

/rim shot

 

[Frau Blugher]

lmao

 

[Petunia]

what the hell is this? a brontosaurus leg on chinese pasta? ew

 

[Valve1138]

what the hell is this? a brontosaurus leg on chinese pasta? ew

Shhhh, @gee is eating for four nowadays.

 

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[HipHugHer]

Can of starting fluid/ether fix that right up.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

chicken paws?
wtf

 

[Strings]

Can of starting fluid/ether fix that right up.

Those are fun for the entire family.

 

[fly]

chicken paws?
wtf

And so meaty too

 

[tre]

Crucifixion Yoga, so hot right now.

 

[Josh]

 

[Mr. Argumentor]