[Article] This is your MMS thread now! New rule: Only post your own content

[APRIL]

i was sitting here earlier thinking
why hasn’t this hag posted! i miss her zings

and sure enough my prayers are answered


ahahhahahahahahahahahajahahahajajajaja

Ilu

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[Petunia]

Ilu

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you need to come here and lay your pipe down here more often! you slaaay!!!

 

[Petunia]

5Head

bratz doll head

 

[APRIL]

you need to come here and lay your pipe down here more often! you slaaay!!!

I'll lay my pvc up in you.

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[Mikeawesome]

 

[wetwillie]

be nice to the old person
Hes easily confused

Don't listen to this fat drunk, he gets confused a lot.

 

[wetwillie]

bratz doll head

Lot's Alpaca Headed Wife

 

[Petunia]

I'll lay my pvc up in you.

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don’t threaten me with a good time sir

 

[august]

when i did EMS for a bit, i attended at least two broken toilet lacerations. Big folks sat down on the bowl, it cracked under the weight creating razor sharp edges, which then slice like a knife. Absolutely enormous cuts, like 12 inches long by 2-3 inches deep. The only reason the people didnt bleed out and die was cause they had a fat layer that thick.


fuck me... apparently this is common. The image below is worse by far than any of the ones i remember.

Super NSFW:

Spoiler: https://imgur.com/xz1ygy3

I'm not clicking that bc I'm pretty sure I've seen it before and it is definitely an anxiety I have & why I stopped standing on toilets

 

[Domon]

I'll lay my pvc up in you.

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low strength, cant take heat, and releases unpleasant chemicals when overworked?

Also, glued on with solvent

 

[tre]

I'll lay my pvc up in you.

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personal virus collection?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

plastic vagina cover

 

[Strings]

Pleasure varies considerably

 

[APRIL]

low strength, cant take heat, and releases unpleasant chemicals when overworked?

Also, glued on with solvent

But anyone can bend me in all directions with the right couplers.

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[Petunia]

pvc

purpley vainy cak

 

[Mod Bot]

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Might've gone too big on my monitor for my current space...

 

[Valve1138]

Nahhhhh

 

[Mikeawesome]

what a mess

 

[Domon]

Might've gone too big on my monitor for my current space...

Not even close man. A 42 would be too big maybe