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[nukes]

Did 98% of the heavy work. Wait for a dry day to do touch-up and run the trimmer.
It's good to know I'm healthy enough to mow less than 6 weeks after surgery.
May is gonna be for professionals.

 

[gee]

Push mowers are for shnucks.

Thanks for reminding me, I need to make a beer cupholder for the mower.

 

[OOD]

Thanks for reminding me, I need to make a beer cupholder for the mower.

A beer holder on a push mower sounds amazing. A beer hat might work better though.

 

[Mikeawesome]

 

[Domon]

Push mowers are for shnucks.

I wouldn't ride on that with a rider.

Speaking of which, how is your rider gonna be busted this year?

Voltmeter went bad on mine

 

[nukes]

That was me except for the hot bod

 

[nukes]

I've really let myself go.

 

[Valve1138]

I wouldn't ride on that with a rider.

Speaking of which, how is your rider gonna be busted this year?

Voltmeter went bad on mine

Started it up a few days ago for spring cleanup.

It was fine shockingly.

Needs an oil change. But fuck going to a store right now.

 

[Petunia]

Why did I hate you? I can barely remember thintoast.

OMG AHAHAH I think you were SOCIAL DISTANCING yourself from us during @thintoast gate of 2014... THAT LEAD TO THE CAMRY
"Happy Birthday Cunt" is still the best birthday wish I've had in 71 years

 

[Petunia]

1/8 Latina. We were here then. She tried to flirt with me. She's too white.

OMG Y'all were here for that???
seems like that was 8374834763287 years ago

 

[Petunia]

You didn't, not that I can remember. I quoted @Maureen. There was a time she didn't like me. All was officially forgiven a few years later over shots of underboob Fireball.

it was all JCCs fault,
nothing can come between us. guns n roses is the strongest glue on gods green earth and fireball

 

[nukes]

OMG Y'all were here for that???
seems like that was 8374834763287 years ago

FBK are coming up on our 4 year anniversary of the UF invasion. According to strings. I no longer document things. Too complicated.

 

[Strings]

FBK are coming up on our 4 year anniversary. According to strings. I no longer document things. Too complicated.

I think we're all far enough apart for a party.

 

[Petunia]

thats the GIANT slope you were talking about?
pleaaase! Kiko could have done that with little Eyefone no problem


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[Petunia]

FBK are coming up on our 4 year anniversary of the UF invasion. According to strings. I no longer document things. Too complicated.

holy shit wow!
didn’t realize you guys were here when my
dad passed away


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[nukes]

holy shit wow!
didn’t realize you guys were here when my
dad passed away


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Yup

 

[Petunia]

Yup

wow! i swear it seems like only yesterday.
you guys are like old furniture here .

you’re the rocking chair of the group ( get it? rocking chair... i slay me )


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[Strings]

 

[wetwillie]

wow! i swear it seems like only yesterday.
you guys are like old furniture here .

you’re the rocking chair of the group ( get it? rocking chair... i slay me )


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Watch where you go little cat /dog - the rocking chair might pinch your tail (get it? pinch your tail.. i slay me )

 

[Immigrant]

thats the GIANT slope you were talking about?
pleaaase! Kiko could have done that with little Eyefone no problem


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It must look more intimidating in person or something. Maybe it’s perspective. That’s all I can offer because I’m trying to stop being all judgey and shit.