This is a porn thread

[water]

I'm making this thread specifically to arouse Fly.

You can now talk about something else, or use this thread to discuss the evil nature and utter uselessness of firearms.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

Nice night sights on the glock..

 

[Duke]

You have no idea how hard you just made me

 

[fly]

God dammit knyte. I hate you.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

Seems like a circle jerk has begun..

 

[Sarcasmo]

What is this faggot tree? Punisher decals?

 

[kiwi]

I feel like I'm losing Knyte. I just can't compete with those.

 

[Sarcasmo]

That's why God gave women tits. Don't be afraid to pull them out.

 

[kiwi]

That's why God gave women tits. Don't be afraid to pull them out.

But why did he take mine away! WHY?!?!?!?!

 

[Jonny_B]

bah, they're all right handed. show me some lefties if you want me to get excited.

 

[Sarcasmo]

But why did he take mine away! WHY?!?!?!?!

He probably re-gifted them to some Latvian chick with low self esteem. He's very mysterious sometimes.

 

[Duke]

But if a lefty fires a right handed gun, isn't that what is called 'the stranger'?

 

[APRIL]

I wish you guys lived closer!

 

[kiwi]

I wish you guys lived closer!

Tell fly to get transferred to Phoenix!

 

[APRIL]

I'm all aboot moving!

 

[Jonny_B]

But if a lefty fires a right handed gun, isn't that what is called 'the stranger'?

it's called "OW GODDAMNIT THAT CASING IS HOT!!!!"

alternately it's called "yes, it takes me 12 seconds to operate the bolt, leave me the fuck alone"

 

[fly]

Tell fly to get transferred to Brazil!

fixt. were moving to Brazil. With kiki.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I'm all aboot moving!

I know where theres a house in houston fixing to be for sale
Ill put in a word with the owner for ya

 

[OzSTEEZ]

Glocks are ambidextrous

 

[kiwi]

fixt. were moving to Brazil. With kiki.

I see how you are.

April, you can buy houses all over the place by us for 100k!