oh sorry, i forgot that naked girls gross you out.
Strip Clubs are fine, it's the lap dances that are lame. Why would I want to drop that kind of cash on a chick to tease me?
Yeah, I'm not a lap dance fan at all. But I have no problem sucking down drinks with the crew being surrounded by dancing naked chicks.
Exactly. I've always wanted to start a restaurant with topless waitresses. Kinda one-up'ing Hooters.
How would they clip on their name tags?
Since you're the owner you get to write the names on at the start of every shift?