WTF Things to do in Denver when you're dead

[fly]

then you need to go to one in Montreal.

meh

 

[tre]

meh

oh sorry, i forgot that naked girls gross you out.

 

[Duke]

oh sorry, i forgot that naked girls gross you out.

Well, Denver does have a lot of all male academies.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

Strip Clubs are fine, it's the lap dances that are lame. Why would I want to drop that kind of cash on a chick to tease me?

 

[Duke]

Strip Clubs are fine, it's the lap dances that are lame. Why would I want to drop that kind of cash on a chick to tease me?

Yeah, I'm not a lap dance fan at all. But I have no problem sucking down drinks with the crew being surrounded by dancing naked chicks.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

Yeah, I'm not a lap dance fan at all. But I have no problem sucking down drinks with the crew being surrounded by dancing naked chicks.

Exactly. I've always wanted to start a restaurant with topless waitresses. Kinda one-up'ing Hooters.

 

[b_sinning]

Those are good damn friends. I'd much prefer them taking me out for one last night of fun and creating some good last memories than being sad over me in a funeral home.

 

[b_sinning]

Exactly. I've always wanted to start a restaurant with topless waitresses. Kinda one-up'ing Hooters.

How would they clip on their name tags?

 

[OzSTEEZ]

How would they clip on their name tags?

Marker on the left tit.

 

[b_sinning]

Since you're the owner you get to write the names on at the start of every shift?

 

[OzSTEEZ]

Since you're the owner you get to write the names on at the start of every shift?

Nah, they can have one of the other chicks write it. I'll be too busy spending my millions.