Food The Vagatarian Thread

[Jehannum]

go shave your back, ape

Apes are not tool users.

 

[wetwillie]

Hey you fuck-ass youre not supposed to edit something after its been gravied

It wasn't gravied when I went into the editor. Look, I'll give you some marklar if it will make you less unhappy.
Jesus FUcking Christ - no need to swear at me Saul.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Im gonna have sloppy joe for dinner tonight.
That may, or may not, be a euphemism.

 

[wetwillie]

go shave your back, ape

Nooooooo, then he'd just look like a human with a 2" banana.

 

[wetwillie]

Im gonna have sloppy joe for dinner tonight.
That may, or may not, be a euphemism.

Won't kill you if you've already got that flora in your system.

 

[Darth Handsome]

hehe im in trouble now. you'll like this one Nukes, a lady friend invited me to her sisters place for thanksgiving. her sister is married to a Filipino so i responded with "no thanks, I refuse to dine with Pilipinos"
Stay tuned for update, true believers

 

[OOD]

NO UR A CLICHE

U'R

 

[Amstel]

hehe im in trouble now. you'll like this one Nukes, a lady friend invited me to her sisters place for thanksgiving. her sister is married to a Filipino so i responded with "no thanks, I refuse to dine with Pilipinos"
Stay tuned for update, true believers

A few yrs back I did a thxgiving where 1/2 were vegans 1/2 were meat eaters. about 20 ppl. Get this - no fights broke out. Not even a whisper of one. No hysteria even!

 

[Darth Handsome]

A few yrs back I did a thxgiving where 1/2 were vegans 1/2 were meat eaters. about 20 ppl. Get this - no fights broke out. Not even a whisper of one. No hysteria even!

Must have all checked your respective politics at the door

 

[nukes]

 

[nukes]

 

[nukes]

It was a matched pair of GIFs... key phrase shaving back

 

[Darth Handsome]

It was a matched pair of GIFs... key phrase shaving back

lol

 

[APRIL]

go shave your back, ape

You rang?

 

[APRIL]

Im gonna have sloppy joe for dinner tonight.
That may, or may not, be a euphemism.

I know how you like 'em sloppy!

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

the sloppier the better

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Im gonna put chili pepper in it and call it sloppy jose

 

[OOD]

Im gonna put chili pepper in it and call it sloppy jose

I always pronounce is Jose.

 

[OOD]

Just asked a family member what they are having at their kid's birthday party so I can make my kids a vegan version. They said they aren't having anything vegan at the party. Had to ask the same question again, since I assumed bringing my kids some food would not be an issue.

Turns out they are having a veggie tray and a fruit tray....

Nothing vegan.

Good to know.

You would not believe the number of people who tell me they will not eat any vegan food. While munching on an apple... okay one, but you know what I mean.

 

[OOD]

To Darth, needs shorter

Dumb people told OOD fruits and veggies are not vegan.