GAY The Useless Travel Thread

Single ply onion-skin-yer-own-thumb-in-yer-cornhole weak
Was at a more blue/white collar internship a couple years back. Guy comes back from the bathroom, sits down, starts typing, and starts sniffing around. Eventually holds up his hand and takes a big whiff. I ask what the fuck he's doing and he says "I think I had a breakthrough."

"In what? You figure out the chain problem you were working on?"

"No, in the toilet paper."
 
we have a random holiday weekend in Feb.
I was thinking of going to Las Vegas but we need the $300 covid tests (in/out) for 2 ppl, thats $600 in covid tests alone.
So traveling to the US for a long weekend can eat a dick.
Looking at Cancun
 
I've got 3, possibly 4 soon, free nights at any Hilton property in the world. We'll almost certainly stay in the US, but I need to find some place fancy to burn them before July.
 
we have a random holiday weekend in Feb.
I was thinking of going to Las Vegas but we need the $300 covid tests (in/out) for 2 ppl, thats $600 in covid tests alone.
So traveling to the US for a long weekend can eat a dick.
Looking at Cancun
i'm going to mexico next week. i've been a good little citizen for the last two years, but i need to get away from this god-awful weather