The Residential Style Thread

[Sarcasmo]

What makes your dream house unique? What elements would draw your spaces together? Let's discuss how you would trick out your perfect house. Gadgets, furnishings...all of the things that you would love to have. Money is no object.

My style tends to be contemporary and sleek (think $3.5 million spacious high rise condo with views of the downtown skyline) so it would inevitably include a floating bed.

(http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060807/od_nm/dutch_bed_dc)

 

[water]

I see that bed as being hazardous during aggressive intercourse. If it's not nailed down what's keeping it from sliding around?

What if you get into a good directional rhythm then the next thing you know the bed crashes through a window and you fall to your death. Unsafe is all I'm saying.

 

[Bubbles]

I was trying to post this earlier and gave up to play dominoes.

It doesn't look very safe for the activities most of us enjoy in bed....you know, like eating cookies.

 

[theacoustician]

I see that bed as being hazardous during aggressive intercourse. If it's not nailed down what's keeping it from sliding around?

How far are you going to slide in 15 seconds?

 

[shawndavid]

...or trying to figure out who's next to you

 

[Sarcasmo]

How far are you going to slide in 15 seconds?

2-PUMP CHUMP

 

[Syrup Beaver]

My style depends on the surroundings, I'd love a timber-framed Adirondack style with high cielings in the woods, or a Mediterranian style villa on the beach, or a renovated brownstone in the city with the original interior architecture intact, radius curved walls, etc.

 

[b_sinning]

I love the sleek look and the lots of windows and big open rooms. My problem is I'm a packrat. Big open spaces is just more places for me to pack in junk I don't need. I wonder if you can get hypnotized to cut out stuff like that. I'd be willing to give it a try.

 

[ZRH]

Depends. In the city, residential, Arts & Crafts. Country, classic revival or colonial.

I'm really not opposed to anythign except ranches.

 

[my little brony]

what would make my dream house unique? a full service garage and an armory

 

[b_sinning]

A Hot Chicks room

 

[my little brony]

A Hot Chicks room

You know what? We're not going to need a sexy chicks room.

 

[eileenbunny]

You know what? We're not going to need a sexy chicks room.

You said the same thing about the microwave.

 

[JAXvillain]

I'll take something like this...on the ocean....in spain

 

[Sarcasmo]

I dig the funeral pyre in the pool.

 

[Bubbles]

I dig the funeral pyre in the pool.

All he needs is a virgin

 

[JAXvillain]

I dig the funeral pyre in the pool.

looks like coral

 

[JAXvillain]

All he needs is a virgin

have you revirginated?

 

[Sarcasmo]

She had a hymenectomy.

 

[wanko80]

Like the others said, it depends on the surroundings.

Of course, if money were no object, I'd like to have multiple houses in the various types of surrounding.

I do like the spanish style villa though.

Oh, and I would like a big shower... maybe with two shower heads and a sex bench.